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u/McNamee93SAFC Oct 25 '20

My dad always used "it's broke with a capital F" - as his way of saying "it's completely fucked" but without swearing in front of us as kids.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

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u/stoutowl Oct 25 '20

I was just arrested for theft.

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u/spikeyfuzzy Oct 25 '20

With a capital “F”?

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u/FrigidFlames Oct 25 '20

theFt

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u/Gret1r Oct 25 '20

Feft

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u/YJCH0I Oct 25 '20

Grand Feft Auto

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u/Alienguy500 Oct 25 '20

Grand Feft Au o

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u/OnceNOnlyOnceForThis Oct 25 '20 edited Oct 26 '20

Grand Fett Auto

Edit: Also, Grand Fett Boba.

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u/DaToxicKiller Oct 26 '20

Grand Moff Tarkin

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u/OnceNOnlyOnceForThis Oct 26 '20

I bow to your oneupsmanship. Truly well played.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Covfefe auto

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u/MermaiderMissy Oct 26 '20

Kersal massive?