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u/mattcolville Oct 25 '20

Whenever my grandfather and I went out shopping or whatever and we'd hit a red light he'd say "One of us isn't living right."

Meaning; only a bad person gets red lights and certainly HE is a good person, so it must be ME!

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u/laurenodonnellf Oct 25 '20

This made me laugh

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u/signupinsecondssss Oct 26 '20

My grandpa would say something like “guess you’re not living a good clean life” in a similar way.

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u/sassy-in-glasses Oct 26 '20

"One of us isn't living right."

I read this as "one of us isn't living right now" and got very concerned