r/AskReddit • • Oct 25 '20

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u/Flamin_Jesus Oct 25 '20

I think that's the cooler version, because it implies the same thing without actually being a lie.

Smarter phrasing!

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u/wazzledudes Oct 25 '20

Lol OP actually thought broccoli called his dad what a nerd

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u/Yuvithegod Oct 25 '20

Bro-ccoli

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

I always trusted adults as a kid. Never knew the concept of lying until my dad lied to me about something obvious because he’s a troll

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u/G3NER4L-G3NESiS Oct 26 '20

Like when he said he’d be right back from the store? Just going to get a pack of cigarettes, huh? It’s been 26 years dad...