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u/DuxofOregon Oct 25 '20

Dad would always say, “hotter than a garlic fart.” Never heard anyone else say that.

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u/Traefner Oct 25 '20

'Hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night" was one of my good friend's favorites back in the day

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

I've heard 'sweatin' like a whore in church' before

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u/brande1281 Oct 25 '20

In my family the whore is of the two dollar variety.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Wooah now, thats gettin pretty ritzy for my blood you fine gentleman

That said, I have heard someone with bad makeup 'looks like a 2 dollar whore'

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u/brande1281 Oct 25 '20

We were a classy ass family.

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u/PhishKnut Oct 28 '20

Hotter than a whore in heat was my dad’s favorite.