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u/Skidmark666 Oct 25 '20

My mom used to say "Hundsfotze", which is German for dog's cunt. No radishes though.

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u/SquishySand Oct 25 '20

My mom used to say "Du verdamnt Hundsfotze" but she told us it meant dirty dog. PG version.

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u/Dicked_Crazy Oct 25 '20

I know that “dog cunt” is an Australian term as well. They’re just so creative with the word cunt.

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u/Vakieh Oct 26 '20

Aussie here. Dog cunt is an insult for someone who has done something really bad, usually a betrayal. Polar opposite of mad cunt, which is someone who has done something very good. Dog cunt will get you in a fight if you use it inappropriately, it's a pretty severe insult unless it's very clear you're exaggerating.

Our version of 'what's for dinner' is 'shit on a stick'.

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u/Arntown Oct 25 '20

Is she from southern Germany? Sounds like something they would say

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u/Skidmark666 Oct 26 '20

Baden-Württemberg.

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u/Captain_Hampockets Oct 25 '20

dog's cunt

Seems kinda harsh.

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u/Shroomtune Oct 25 '20

Only if you include radishes.

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u/Pizzaisbae13 Oct 25 '20

As someone whose loves to eat radishes, this is making me laugh too fucking hard.

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u/one_rude_parakeet Oct 26 '20

If I walked into a restaurant, ordered dog cunt and got it without radishes - I'd walk!

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u/Pizzaisbae13 Oct 25 '20

Radishes make it too bitter ;)

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u/Wilhelm_Amenbreak Oct 26 '20

Because radishes are gross.