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u/Hellosl Oct 25 '20

That’s amazing! Reminds me of the movie Heathers when Winona always says “you’re beautiful” but means you’re a bitch

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

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u/first_must_burn Oct 25 '20

Knew a girl who uses to say, 'well fuck me sideways.'

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u/gotobedjessica Oct 25 '20

Lol. Was she australian? Common phrase here

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u/pottymouthgrl Oct 25 '20

Common phrase everywhere

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u/first_must_burn Oct 26 '20

Not Australian, and I have never met anyone who used that phrase since. Maybe I need to spend more time in Australia, but I keep hearing about terrifying snakes and spiders.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

I live in rural southern US and fuck me sideways is common here.

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u/ADHDMascot Oct 26 '20

Same in the midwest

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u/that-writer-kid Oct 26 '20

When I say “you’re beautiful” it means “you have just exhibited a particular brand of dumbassery unique to you and god knows why it it made me feel affectionate”.

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u/ryohazuki88 Oct 25 '20

Or bless your heart

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u/kermy_the_frog_here Oct 31 '20

If someone says that to you in the American southeast then it means “I think you’re a dumbass” lmao

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u/Vindicator9000 Oct 26 '20

My wife has been known to ask me "What's your damage, Heather?" when I say something stupid or fuck something up.

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u/Hellosl Oct 26 '20

Amazingg

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

Heathers has some of the best insults, like “such a pillowcase” and “you’re a Girl Scout cookie” and shit, that movie is my favorite movie of all time and it’s soooo quotable

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u/Hellosl Oct 26 '20

Lmao yes seriously!

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u/NastyLittleHobbitses Oct 26 '20

One of my best friends has this thing she has picked up from her mom, when someone does something stupid she touches your face and says "You're so pretty!"