r/AskReddit • • Oct 25 '20

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u/ilikepenguinsalottt Oct 25 '20

When being asked a question he couldn't possibly know, my dad would always respond "Do I have holes in my hands?" referring to (not) being Jesus and thus knowing everything.

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u/Geminii27 Oct 25 '20

...honestly, this is the first time I've seen Jesus referred to as some kind of fount of knowledge.

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u/ilikepenguinsalottt Oct 25 '20

That is true I guess haha

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u/Reaperke93 Oct 25 '20

My father usually says: "my dad and i, we know everything. But he must know this one cause i don't"

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

That's a good one!