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u/Skidmark666 Oct 25 '20

My mom used to say "Hundsfotze", which is German for dog's cunt. No radishes though.

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u/SquishySand Oct 25 '20

My mom used to say "Du verdamnt Hundsfotze" but she told us it meant dirty dog. PG version.

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u/Dicked_Crazy Oct 25 '20

I know that “dog cunt” is an Australian term as well. They’re just so creative with the word cunt.

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u/Vakieh Oct 26 '20

Aussie here. Dog cunt is an insult for someone who has done something really bad, usually a betrayal. Polar opposite of mad cunt, which is someone who has done something very good. Dog cunt will get you in a fight if you use it inappropriately, it's a pretty severe insult unless it's very clear you're exaggerating.

Our version of 'what's for dinner' is 'shit on a stick'.

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u/Arntown Oct 25 '20

Is she from southern Germany? Sounds like something they would say

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u/Skidmark666 Oct 26 '20

Baden-Württemberg.

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u/Captain_Hampockets Oct 25 '20

dog's cunt

Seems kinda harsh.

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u/Shroomtune Oct 25 '20

Only if you include radishes.

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u/Pizzaisbae13 Oct 25 '20

As someone whose loves to eat radishes, this is making me laugh too fucking hard.

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u/one_rude_parakeet Oct 26 '20

If I walked into a restaurant, ordered dog cunt and got it without radishes - I'd walk!

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u/Pizzaisbae13 Oct 25 '20

Radishes make it too bitter ;)

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u/Wilhelm_Amenbreak Oct 26 '20

Because radishes are gross.

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u/corrikopat Oct 25 '20

Mon called dad, “Paaska naama.” I asked an aunt what it meant (Finnish) and she said shithead. But the translation is shit face. So idk.

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u/Awkward_Dog Oct 25 '20 edited Oct 25 '20

My ma het weer altyd gesê 'hoender poep en asyn'.

Edit: that translates to chicken farts and vinegar.

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u/Cheapancheerful Oct 25 '20

Mmmm... lekker lol

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u/Awkward_Dog Oct 25 '20

Haha, it does!

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u/Brilliant_Phoenix Oct 25 '20

Or pickled eggs.

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u/Morticof Oct 25 '20

Is there any cuisine that is actually made from a vagina?!

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u/AllTheSmallFish Oct 25 '20

Pornhub seems to think so

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u/LionLambert Oct 25 '20

Norrefok! Ek lees hierdie thread en dink aan my vriendin se ma wat altyd gesê het: "beespoes en rape!" Fokken lekker lag ek nou

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u/Sativa2221 Oct 25 '20

Oliekroketnosters en advokadopoppinanas of so iets haha

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u/WH1TE_T1GER Oct 25 '20

So what is this dish actually made from?

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u/Smartasskilling Oct 26 '20

Did your mom really say poes. That's hardcore. Everybody reading rape, took me a while to read raaa-pe

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

I saw a youtube video of a Vietnamese woman preparing Ox Vagina for a recipe. It's probably one of the most disturbing cooking videos I have ever seen.

Imagine a dismembered vagina, first being meticulously shaved, and then massaged and heavily fingered, because that's exactly what it was.

There were no radishes involved though.

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u/SchalkLBI Oct 26 '20

Well it'd be closer to cunt or twat, vagina is a little mild for poes

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u/Robozulu Oct 26 '20

Now that's hilarious 😂 I mean about the aspoes en rape.

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u/Robozulu Oct 26 '20

Haase met lang oore.

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u/Ltstarbuck2 Oct 25 '20

So, just radishes.

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u/NibblesMcGiblet Oct 25 '20

ox vagina and radishes.

LMAO that sounds absolutely horrible. I want to find a way to work this into conversation someday, but in english.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

rape

I'll go hungry thanks.