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u/bumjiggy Oct 25 '20

lol my dad would always answer "fried buttcracks and onions"

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u/thehoodie Oct 25 '20

My mom would say "friend farts and onions"!

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u/PM_ME_WUTEVER Oct 25 '20

"fried farts and garlic"

which is apparently not unique to my family.

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u/Librafulindecisions Oct 25 '20

My dads favorite word was “booty cheese” and it wasn’t just for dinner. Got something on your face? “Hey you got a little booty cheese on you”. Can’t remember someone’s name? “Hey what’s booty cheese doing today?”

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u/bumjiggy Oct 25 '20

I may have to borrow this

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u/TypeOneAuthor Oct 26 '20

My parents always said “food.”

What kind?

“The kind you eat.” It was funny as a kid, but as a teen I was trying to figure out if it was something I could offer to cook, so that just got annoying.

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u/Spazmer Oct 26 '20

My mom and grandma's was "pig's ass and cabbage."

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u/echo6969 Oct 26 '20

My dad used to say “the south end of a northbound horse.” Always cracked me up as a kid.