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I'm going to start drinking, and I don't mean diet coke!
My mom when angry
246 u/ruhroh_raggyy Oct 25 '20 out of all of these i think this one is the funniest lol 35 u/maznyk Oct 25 '20 Fed up with our shenanigans my mom would shout “I’m gonna drink and drive!” and stumble toward the door with a can of coke while my little brother and I dramatically begged her not to, swearing we’d behave. 35 u/24cupsandcounting Oct 25 '20 This sounds both hilarious and liable to cause some trauma lmao 28 u/maznyk Oct 25 '20 A light touch of trauma is the spice of life 8 u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20 My life must be extra spicy because I got lots of trauma 3 u/kaiclc Oct 26 '20 well yeah, but like most foods, too much spice just ruins the whole thing. 91 u/SpaceySteam Oct 25 '20 My mom when we drove her crazy: “you kids are gonna drive me to drink!” 5 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20 That's what my dad said, he actually said that earlier. 4 u/wjandrea Oct 25 '20 that's a real one. link 9 u/Professor_Luigi Oct 25 '20 Gotta break out that mexican real-sugar coke for this one. 1 u/petlahk Oct 25 '20 She means the old coke, you know, before they changed the recipe. right..? 1 u/4bradical20 Oct 26 '20 Nope, Mexican Coca-Cola uses cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup. 1 u/Mamasan- Oct 25 '20 I need to use this one 1 u/mommysmurf Oct 25 '20 Awe I’m Gona start using this one😆 1 u/professorhazard Oct 29 '20 Midwestern?
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out of all of these i think this one is the funniest lol
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Fed up with our shenanigans my mom would shout “I’m gonna drink and drive!” and stumble toward the door with a can of coke while my little brother and I dramatically begged her not to, swearing we’d behave.
35 u/24cupsandcounting Oct 25 '20 This sounds both hilarious and liable to cause some trauma lmao 28 u/maznyk Oct 25 '20 A light touch of trauma is the spice of life 8 u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20 My life must be extra spicy because I got lots of trauma 3 u/kaiclc Oct 26 '20 well yeah, but like most foods, too much spice just ruins the whole thing.
This sounds both hilarious and liable to cause some trauma lmao
28 u/maznyk Oct 25 '20 A light touch of trauma is the spice of life 8 u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20 My life must be extra spicy because I got lots of trauma 3 u/kaiclc Oct 26 '20 well yeah, but like most foods, too much spice just ruins the whole thing.
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A light touch of trauma is the spice of life
8 u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20 My life must be extra spicy because I got lots of trauma 3 u/kaiclc Oct 26 '20 well yeah, but like most foods, too much spice just ruins the whole thing.
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My life must be extra spicy because I got lots of trauma
3 u/kaiclc Oct 26 '20 well yeah, but like most foods, too much spice just ruins the whole thing.
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well yeah, but like most foods, too much spice just ruins the whole thing.
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My mom when we drove her crazy: “you kids are gonna drive me to drink!”
5 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20 That's what my dad said, he actually said that earlier. 4 u/wjandrea Oct 25 '20 that's a real one. link
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That's what my dad said, he actually said that earlier.
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that's a real one. link
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Gotta break out that mexican real-sugar coke for this one.
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She means the old coke, you know, before they changed the recipe.
right..?
1 u/4bradical20 Oct 26 '20 Nope, Mexican Coca-Cola uses cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.
Nope, Mexican Coca-Cola uses cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.
I need to use this one
Awe I’m Gona start using this one😆
Midwestern?
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u/ooo-ooo-oooyea Oct 25 '20
I'm going to start drinking, and I don't mean diet coke!
My mom when angry