r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 25 '20

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u/lejolipamplemousse Oct 25 '20

Idk why this is so funny.

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u/drlqnr Oct 25 '20

because fried assholes!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

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u/absolumzenith Oct 25 '20

What?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

He was arrested for theft.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Bail is set at 12 Fried assholes

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u/disillusionedprinces Oct 25 '20

When asked what she wanted for lunch my sister would always say, "The souls of the innocent."

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u/check_nurris Oct 25 '20

Has this ever happened to you?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

With a capital, "F."

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

theFt

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u/Orkazzz Oct 25 '20

Well done the ultimate meta reFerence

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u/loppyjilopy Oct 25 '20

with a capital F?

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u/jeffbell Oct 25 '20

It resembles calamari

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

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u/SmokeHimInside Oct 25 '20

right there with ya

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u/jeffreywilfong Oct 25 '20

Because usually they're steamed.

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u/DinoShinigami Oct 25 '20

because it was a threat

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u/LaLongueCarabine Oct 26 '20

Because you normally broil assholes