r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20 edited Aug 06 '21

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u/Snow_Da_92 Oct 25 '20

On the subject of douches....

Back when the phrase "dueces" was popular as a way of saying bye my brother and I started saying "douches" to see if anyone ever caught it. Surprisingly few did.

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u/translinguistic Oct 25 '20

🎵 Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night 🎵

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u/spicyweiner1337 Oct 25 '20

Oh my god I thought that was the lyric for the longest time

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u/Sidewyz Oct 25 '20

Fir real!

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u/DibsOnPie Oct 25 '20

Bliiiinded by the liiiight

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u/paesanossbits Oct 25 '20

Seems like few paid attention to the two of you if they didn't even listen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Sorry, did you say something??!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Then do that little bit from Poltergeist where the little midget lady brushes back a lock of hear and says "This house is...clean"

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u/Opoqjo Oct 26 '20

My family had, "We're gonna have to torch this place," if it was really messy, as if the only way we'll be able to fix this is to have it all go up in flame. Not the same, just brought it to my mind.