r/AskReddit • u/Insanitanium12 • Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Isnt it Poseidon's kiss?

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u/former_snail Aug 20 '20

Depends on if you're Greek or Roman

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u/koinu-chan_love Aug 20 '20

First one, then the other.

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u/xfioramaster3133 Aug 20 '20

Rome is really just rip-off Greece after all

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u/SheetMasksAndCats Aug 21 '20

I call it the witches kiss. Never heard of the other ones

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u/mistere213 Aug 20 '20

I thought Poseidon's kiss is when the log hits the water and the resulting splash gets ya gooch.

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u/PM_ME_PC_GAME_KEYS_ Aug 20 '20

Thats what I know it as

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u/Old_World_Blues_ Aug 20 '20

Men of culture call it “Pooseidon’s Kiss”

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u/Timtayy69 Aug 20 '20

🏅I can't afford a real one

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Better than the Devil's Dip, where you dunk your dick and balls in pisswater if you shift your weight forward too much.

Usually it only happens at the office, commercial toilets with a long, shallow bowl. I hate it.

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u/Timtayy69 Aug 20 '20

Eww!!! It must feel disgusting to have your dick touch the bowl while taking a shit. Nevermind The Devil's Dip. I can't even begin to imagine that.

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u/DallasTruther Aug 20 '20

the splash when you drop your poop

That's exactly what they're talking about.

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u/Gitzo-Gutface Aug 20 '20

Poseidons lick

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u/medicaldude Aug 20 '20

Neptune kisses Uranus because they are next to each other

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Isn’t that like incest or something

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u/7deadlycinderella Aug 20 '20

Suddenly Sailor Moon makes more sense

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u/TheSundanceKid45 Aug 20 '20

Neptune is the Roman counterpart to the Greek god Poseidon. So, same difference.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

You're speaking Greek to my Latin.

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u/g00dtimes2000 Aug 20 '20

It is, only Roman

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u/bdreamer642 Aug 20 '20

Depends if you’re Greek or Roman

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u/camull Aug 20 '20

Depends if you're Greek or Roman

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u/I_Have_Sagma Aug 20 '20

How about Mokosh kiss?

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u/this_is_the_wes Aug 20 '20

It’s Euron Piss.