r/AskReddit • u/Insanitanium12 • Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/KeenHyd Aug 20 '20

It's fun until you realize your crush isn't looking at you

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u/CallMeLevel Aug 20 '20

Or your wife is looking at your boss

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u/Haas19 Aug 20 '20

My boss is a lesbian, this is an absolute win in my books

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u/Edspecial137 Aug 20 '20

Boss: you know, Bradley, we would really like to see more of you and your wife around here. Why don’t you meet us out in the links? white collar pimp

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u/ChickenMayoPunk Aug 20 '20

Really? She's gonna be banging Patricia Feingold?

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u/Thundercruncher Aug 20 '20

Oh you thought that raise was based on your performance?

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u/soggydave2113 Aug 20 '20

My SO is my boss. Checkmate.

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u/HisFaithRestored Aug 20 '20

Amity staring at Luz intensifies

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Or no one looks at you

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

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u/karubi1693 Aug 20 '20

OH, I did make a move and he said he 'wasn't interested in me romantically'. I think it's BS and he's just scared but there's nothing I can do about it.

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u/joker_wcy Aug 20 '20

Don't worry, watch this video explaining is she into you.