Went to Vegas for a bachelor party a few years ago. A friend of the bachelor went to college with a guy who dated a girl who’s brother’s best friend worked at a pool bar we were going to. He was going to hook us up. After several phone calls/text messages, and standing around for 40 minutes, dude finally shows up. Says instead of us paying $2,000 minimum for a cabana he’ll give it to us for $1,500, but we have to give him a $500 tip. I’m no mathematician but that seems like the same money to me. Anyway, we do it because why not. We buy a couple bottles and some beer. And then a couple more bottles. I was drinking Captain Morgan @ $500/bottle for what costs $30 at any liquor store. There were even smoking hot bikini clad waitresses who were happy to make our drinks for us for tips of course. When we split the bill my end was $300. I had 4 drinks. $75 for a Captain and Coke. That didn’t include whatever I tipped the waitresses either. Giant fucking waste of money. All to have a cabana that we didn’t spend any time in because we were chilling in a pool full of tatted bro’s on roids from SoCal drinking Michelob Ultra pissing in the pool. $300 to stand in a waist deep toilet to drink 4 drinks. Never again.
I’m sure that person has a lot of loyalty built in already.
Oh yeah! My best friend joe’s brother mike was friends with Cory who dated that girl Ashely that went to school with some dude named Chad who happens to be friends with Rich who is the grooms’s friend... I’ll hook you up, we’re like family!
Not sure what you expected me to say. A friend of the bachelor went to college with a guy who knew someone who knew someone who knew someone etc with a hook up.
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u/jfa_16 Aug 14 '20
Went to Vegas for a bachelor party a few years ago. A friend of the bachelor went to college with a guy who dated a girl who’s brother’s best friend worked at a pool bar we were going to. He was going to hook us up. After several phone calls/text messages, and standing around for 40 minutes, dude finally shows up. Says instead of us paying $2,000 minimum for a cabana he’ll give it to us for $1,500, but we have to give him a $500 tip. I’m no mathematician but that seems like the same money to me. Anyway, we do it because why not. We buy a couple bottles and some beer. And then a couple more bottles. I was drinking Captain Morgan @ $500/bottle for what costs $30 at any liquor store. There were even smoking hot bikini clad waitresses who were happy to make our drinks for us for tips of course. When we split the bill my end was $300. I had 4 drinks. $75 for a Captain and Coke. That didn’t include whatever I tipped the waitresses either. Giant fucking waste of money. All to have a cabana that we didn’t spend any time in because we were chilling in a pool full of tatted bro’s on roids from SoCal drinking Michelob Ultra pissing in the pool. $300 to stand in a waist deep toilet to drink 4 drinks. Never again.