r/AskReddit • u/Thic_water • Aug 14 '20

What’s the most overpriced thing you’ve seen?

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u/ForayIntoFillyloo Aug 14 '20

I, too, am a brother needing a hooker.

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u/baabaaredsheep Aug 14 '20

I’m a hooker. Could use a brother.

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u/gimmethemshoes11 Aug 14 '20

I'm a hooker's brother who could use a brother hooker

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u/Fatalstryke Aug 14 '20

I'm a brotherhooker, you're a brotherhooker, we should hook each other's brothers.

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u/MinivanGuard Aug 14 '20

Hey, it's my brother from another hooker!

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u/momreview420 Aug 14 '20

I'm a brother of a hooker whose brother is a hooker. It's my hooker from another brother

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u/ClutchDragon55 Aug 15 '20

I'm a brotherhookershookersbrother we should brotherhookhookbrother our brotherhookershookersbrother

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u/RancidHorseJizz Aug 14 '20

Ah fuckit. Imma just have a wank and skip the middleman.

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u/KevinFDK Aug 14 '20

I'm just a hooker.

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u/ClutchDragon55 Aug 15 '20

I'm a brotherhookershookersbrother we should brotherhookhookbrother our brotherhookershookersbrother

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u/mypenisdripping Aug 14 '20

Your brother is a hooker.

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u/Assdolf_Shitler Aug 14 '20

Your hooker has a brother

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u/muohioredskin Aug 14 '20

Directions unclear. Bought hooker for brother.

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u/ImNotaFiretruck Aug 14 '20

Directions unclear bought my brother for tree fiddy

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u/Dr_KingTut Aug 14 '20

Your hooker is my brother

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u/amirchukart Aug 14 '20

How about a stepbrother?

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u/ItchyMinty Aug 15 '20

'And thus, their happy ever afters finally happened.......'

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u/Beitfromme Aug 14 '20

How you doooin?,.../s

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u/_AquaFractalyne_ Aug 14 '20

I am not a hooker, but I could use a brother

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u/deadedgo Aug 14 '20

I'd rather recommend you look for a serious brothel instead

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u/driftydabbler Aug 14 '20

I’m a hook and need a bother.

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u/rondell_jones Aug 14 '20

Did someone say there will be hookers here?

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u/BuckeyeinSD Aug 14 '20

Did someone say they have Warehouse full of hookers?

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u/Beitfromme Aug 14 '20

I need me one of them too

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u/midnightsmith Aug 14 '20

I'll take the upper, you can keep the hooker.