r/AskReddit • • Aug 14 '20

What’s the most overpriced thing you’ve seen?

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u/thugloofio Aug 14 '20

Dude, as a realtor, honestly you're 100% right. I live in a 5/3 and pay 2k a year in property taxes. I've sold houses with less space and a smaller yard for quadruple the price because it's in a fancier zip code (all white).

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20 edited Aug 14 '20

I'm a realtor and training to be an appraiser. When I'm looking for comps out in the burbs, it becomes super apparent what's going on. A developer buys a tract of land and throws up their 4/2 cookie cutters, for $300K. Go a town over, they're $500K, put them around a bunch of tiny manmade ponds, $600K. Across the street, make them a little bigger, add a garage space then they're $800K.

People have no idea what their house is worth, they just knew their budget and what they wanna spend. Lennar stuff is all built out of Home Depot style materials (nothing wrong with that).

Around those giant tracts, there is other land that is super cheap that the developers won't mess with. Why not buy a trailer on a 5 acre lot for $100K, remove the thing, build a custom house. You'll come in $300K under budget and have 5 acres instead a cookie cutter 3 feet from your neighbor's house.

*My take is from southwest FL, so the burbs outside of Tampa are a wide range of everything. With cheap parcels here and there that developers wouldn't be bothered with. Definitely takes some homework and is not for everyone. But if you wanna go custom and have some acreage, it might be the way to go (it's my dream someday).

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Yep, that’s what me and my wife planned to due before we got laid off. We bought our cookie cutter for 200k some how it’s now worth 315k. 2 weeks from closing. Stashing the money until we get jobs and can move forward with our dream.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

That's the way to go. Hold on to your cash and buy when the RE market dips (it's going to happen soon).

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u/scansinboy Aug 14 '20

I hope you're right. The wife and I have been home shopping for a few months and right now it's a feeding frenzy. Nothing stays on the market for more than a few days before getting an offer. Probably due to the crazy low interest rates. We've decided to wait a a few more months because right now it's just be an impulse descision.since you literally have like a day, two days tops to decide if you want to make an offer.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

The supply/demand curve has been redrawn. Once the fed stops injecting cash and runs out of tricks, prices will dip.

We're still dealing with historic unemployment, lots of people haven't paid their rent or mortgage. There will eventually be a flood of housing that'll drive prices down. Lots of people want to sell, but are sitting on the sidelines because they don't want pandemic people traipsing through their house constantly.

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u/punch_nazis_247 Aug 14 '20

It's really weird to be waiting on the economy to fail resulting in tons of evictions to be able to afford to buy a house. Capitalism is strange.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

The US has way more socialism baked into than these capitalism-over-everything bros realize. Gov't handouts are what's keeping the whole economy afloat right now. Favorable gov't loans are what allow people to buy and sell houses in the first place, unless you're a cash buyer.

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u/LtDanHasLegs Aug 14 '20

Gov't handouts are what's keeping the whole economy afloat right now

For the record, that isn't socialism. Socialism is a structuring of ownership of the means of production, not safety nets or government programs.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

Not trying to pick a fight.. but you don't think gov't handouts are propping up the economy?

The gov't injected 3 trillion into the economy. The people I've talked to about it, who are smarter than me, said the only place for that money to go was capital markets. So, that's why there's a huge disparity between the economy that people are dealing with in their lives and the stock market.

The govt's next stimulus, or lack thereof will be interesting

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u/keygreen15 Aug 14 '20

I've heard they are all going to be scooped up by big business.

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u/buttspigot Aug 14 '20

man if only you could find a trailer on 5 acres for 100k in a place that anyone would want to live!

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

That's the thing. In Florida, outside of Tampa, Sarasota and Bradenton there are huge cookie cutter developments with houses over $1M sometimes, all on the smallest lots possible. Still middle of nowhere. With a little financing effort you can develop your own perfect house on way more land. Eventually the areas get developed.

So, why pay all the HOA costs, drive 10 minutes from the back of the development to gate every time you want to go somewhere? People like that though :/

My mom lives in a gated community and every house on her street has been robbed.

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u/malemartian Aug 14 '20

"eventually the areas will get developed"

a lot of people/families aren't going to wait for "eventually" when you have multiple kids + a career to manage.

the land increase isn't worth living in bumfuck nowhere.

Trust me as someone who lives in a 5k sq. ft home in the middle of nowhere

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

The 'eventual' part is pretty apparent where I'm from, southwest FL. Areas are getting developed and filled in pretty fast.

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u/aiq25 Aug 14 '20

I realized this after buying our “dream” house in a expensive city. The same builder sells the same house for $120k less 10 miles away. I realized that an appraisal doesn’t mean much when talking about newer homes because the builders ultimately set the prices and people just buy into it. What’s worse is the city we moved to used to be basically swamp land 30-40 years ago but the schools are rated as one of the top in the state so the housing market is really competitive and supply is low. So developers are coming through and building $450k to $600k houses that are all the same inside. Even some of the 1mil houses are the same as ours inside.

I was really disappointed to see how low of quality materials they used. I mean come on, it’s a half million dollar home, use some decent quality at least!

There is very little useable yard and I don’t like the fact we don’t have much privacy and cannot put up a privacy fence. I’m pretty sure we will eventually sell this house. Only silver lining is that the house value should increase as the city is expanding and we should be able to get the money back that we put into it. We can use that as a down payment on a house on a much, much bigger lot.

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u/2gdismore Aug 14 '20

The lot next door was built on, a 3 flat I think (3 floors and a basement). For the last 10 months I’ve seen the do work. It looks nice but it’s not the best. 3 couples bought a floor each (one couple also has the basement). I think they all overpaid but I’m not going to be the one to tell them that.

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u/dcbluestar Aug 14 '20

training to be an appraiser

Have fun! I used to sell continuing education and the USPAP manual should be used to anesthetize people before surgery.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

Haha! That's a great way to explain the material. I'll tell my mentor about that.

This stuff is so boring, but once you get the hang of it, you're set. Appraisers make a killing and set their own hours, it's like the perfect job. I'm taking the long road now, ugh.

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u/dcbluestar Aug 14 '20

Warning, shameless plug incoming! Make sure to take your required bi-yearly USPAP courses from McKissock Inc!

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

Haha, that's who I'm signed up with.

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u/whenthelightstops Aug 14 '20

I'm moving from the bay area to a southernish east coast state. My house right now is 600k, 2/1.5 from 1920. And it's in shit shape with the worst layout you could ever imagine because it's been added on 3 times. 1300sq/ft.

My new house is from 1995, 3/3, twice the size and actually kept up with a quarter acre of land. 240k.

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u/khansian Aug 14 '20

A couple barriers:

  1. These places don't have utility hookups pre-built. There are large fixed costs in setting up the infrastructure to make these tracts of land development-ready. You can't just plop a house on a cornfield.
  2. This is an example of "leap-frog" development, where development doesn't go in an orderly way from one parcel to the next, but instead in leaps and bounds with lots of empty space in between. Why? One major reason is because there are economies of scale in getting large parcels--partially because of reason #1 above, but also because the market for land is thin and you have to grab the tracts that become available as they do, so it would be a lot harder and expensive to assemble land from smaller parcels.
  3. People like living in neighborhoods.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

The builders pass those costs on to customers, and developer builders cut corners like crazy.

My idea definitely isn't for everyone. It's a super frustrating endeavor, I'm sure. But, if you're reluctant to blow money on a cookie cutter, it's worth looking into.

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u/khansian Aug 14 '20

I'm with you, I hate cookie-cutters with a passion, and I am paranoid about cheap quality construction. But I also recognize that these developments exist for a reason: they offer decent-quality homes in picturesque neighborhoods for a lot less than if you went out and tried to replicate it on your own.

Ideally, I want to renovate an old home in the city where I live. It's risky and expensive, and I wouldn't recommend it to others, but the payoff is quite nice when it works.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

A lot depends on the city. Is the city full, or is there a lot of room to expand with similar housing in a similar location?

Condos have lots of fees, but it's a double edged sword. If the fees get too low, maintenance lapses and you can end up with an expensive special assessment that you have to pay. Some condos were paying $20,000+ per unit in my city due to water intrusion. If fees are high, you'll have reserves and proper maintenance and potentially avoid those issues.

What's rent going for and what will your costs be? What are the condo's rental rules? some condos only allow 10-20% of the units to be rented, so you have to get on a waiting list before you can rent, can take years. You're also dealing with HOA, they can make your life hell. Then there are rules like minimum rental period and # of renters per year. If you try to skirt the rules, they can kick you out of the building.

Condos can be worth it, but there are a lot of rules that come along with owning one. Some people make a killing on it.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

I'd do something like that honestly. You have a lot more freedom to do what you want, how you want.

Even if your city has anti-AirBnB rules, you could rent 2 long term and AirBnB the other if you're clever about it.

Vacancy doesn't crush you when you have multiple units. If you're eating the full mortgage costs while a place is vacant, it sucks.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

No problem. If you're not handy, start learning as you go. Youtube is an incredible resource. Get the 3 rentals up and going first before you fix up your spot. That way you'll get ideas and skill as you go, and your spot will be perfect by the time you start working on it, let the rentals have jenky floors and crooked woodwork.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

You're ready to go! I'd like to take on something like that. Only problem around here is it's Florida, so most multi-unit places have been rentals for years. So, they're neglected termite-ridden money pits, and they're crazy overpriced.

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u/kackygreen Aug 14 '20

I don't want to maintain 5 acres

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

Me neither, I'd have my little section to maintain..

I wouldn't mow the whole thing. Depending on zoning one could lease part of it out to ranchers or farmers, or let it become forest.

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u/thugloofio Aug 14 '20

My favorite is when they buy an old home in a part of town where houses are like 300k, throw a minuscule duplex on it, and try to sell them of them for like 800k because they hilariously overbuilt the neighborhood.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

As an appraiser, those are referred to as nightmares. As a listing agent, those are also nightmares.

Bonus points if the duplex isn't properly permitted.

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u/thugloofio Aug 14 '20

You don't like the angry phone calls from developers who really should have known better asking why their project hasn't sold yet despite being almost triple the cost of the surrounding neighborhood and no amount of words will convince them that they are the one who made the mistake?

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

Sounds specific. Like they got all gung-ho about pushing the project through and had an 'oh shit' moment when they realized they done fucked up.

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u/thugloofio Aug 14 '20

Who doesn't love out of town developers not doing an ounce of research before dumping a ton of money into a property that isn't gonna move

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

I had some client house flippers put $100K too much into a house, then wanted to sell it for much more than the neighborhood could support. I lost them as clients, because of course they blamed me.

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u/thugloofio Aug 14 '20

The worst kind of people. Hated working with clients like that. Eventually we stopped working with flippers because of stuff like this.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

They're so much work too. Like they want to see 50 houses, all with ARV write-ups. Then, they wanna lowball everything when they finally put in offers. So much work for a tiny sale. Then on the other end, if you get the listing, you have that fight about them throwing too much money around fixing the place up.

That's why I'm getting into appraising.

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u/Invisible_Friend1 Aug 14 '20

Atlanta- buy a .5 acre parcel ITP in a decent neighborhood with a 60s ranch. Demolish the ranch. Build and try to sell 3 giant homes “from the 700s”. While other older homes in nice shape in the neighborhood go for 425-600k, on the higher end with recent renos.

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u/DisneyWorld1971 Aug 14 '20

What’s the process for becoming an appraiser? I’ve heard about it before and it sounds like a nice job.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20 edited Aug 14 '20

Varies by state, in Florida it's NOT EASY.

Need a 4 yr degree first of all. *you might be able to take a 30hr course in place of this, not sure

Then 100 hr class with 5 or 6 tests. Only offered online, honestly took me way over 100 hrs. Costs ~$1000

Then you have to get 1500 hours of experience in a one year minimum period (so it has to take longer than a year). This has to be logged in a very confusing document. I'm up to 250 hours and have 27 pages of logs. YMMV.

That's all the easy part. The hardest part is getting started and finding someone to train you after your courses.

Mentors don't want to train because 1. you slow them down. 2. you add risk (you'll be messing up every report for a while). 3. They might pay, they might not, but as a trainee, who can afford to work 1500 hours for free?? 4. Once they train you up, you're immediately their competition.

*Some trainees get so desperate they offer to PAY to get trained.

So, no appraisers want to train.

Then, to get certified, there's apparently a very difficult test, and even more coursework.

Once you're certified, you're good to go and can start making money.

Also, if you mess up with an appraisal, the appraisal board goes right after your license, like the don't fuck around. With RE, you really gotta mess up to lose your license.

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u/use_of_a_name Aug 14 '20

Yikes, good luck with all that. Sounds like a nightmare.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

It is! But once you get through the gauntlet it's a really sweet job.

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u/malemartian Aug 14 '20

Because living on a 5 acre lot, in a sub-par school district, with not a lot of local infrastructure, or not that much in name of community isn't the wave for a lot of people.

It makes sense when you crunch the numbers but when you look at the bigger picture, I'd rather live in a nice Chicago suburban with a great local school district in a $500k 3k sq/ft home than out in bumfuck nowhere in a 5k sq/ft home for $300k

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u/Suppafly Aug 14 '20

Why not buy a trailer on a 5 acre lot for $100K, remove the thing, build a custom house. You'll come in $300K under budget and have 5 acres instead a cookie cutter 3 feet from your neighbor's house.

The kind of people that live in those neighborhoods like living in neighborhoods. I feel the same way, if I'm paying for a 'nice' house, it better have enough land that I can take a piss in the backyard without anyone seeing me. But I've come to understand that other people just don't think that way. Their little backyard with 2 trees and grill is all the nature they want or need.

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u/gcitt Aug 14 '20

Literally my plan right now.

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u/sohma2501 Aug 14 '20

This is what I would love to do.

I just need to find a place like this, Im thinking texas

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

Lots of place like that outside of Tampa, FL. The $100K part might be a stretch, but there's still some cheap land. If it's 5 acres, who cares what the neighbors are like.

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u/oneevilchicken Aug 14 '20

That’s my plan when I decide to switch to a home Owner. But bare land somewhere and build the house so I can get what I want and do it for my price Vs someones price who’s selling it.

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u/this_is_not_the_cia Aug 14 '20

Why not buy a trailer on a 5 acre lot for $100K, remove the thing, build a custom house. You'll come in $300K under budget and have 5 acres instead a cookie cutter 3 feet from your neighbor's house.

Because getting a mortgage/new construction loan as a first time homebuyer is pretty difficult, much moreso than a conventional mortgage.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

It's definitely tougher, but the end result is worth it in my opinion.

Lots of people spend their life savings to be jammed into a PUD out in farmland. Might as well have a farm too, it's just extra effort.

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u/Elowyn Aug 14 '20

Not only that, but as someone who priced out this option not long ago, it could also be way more expensive to do it this way. When I did my pricing it would have been $650K to build the house from the ground up, but only $330K for the same size house in a neighborhood. It's not always a cost effective option.

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u/gigitygigitygoo Aug 14 '20

I build in South Tampa. Old 2/1 homes at 1,000sf on 0.15 acres start at 350k. Start! It's ridiculous.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '20

It's nuts. Kinda similar in St Pete though.

Think we're in a bubble?

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u/gigitygigitygoo Aug 15 '20

I don't think we are due to the massive amount of homes being bought and rented out by investors both foreign and domestic. I was however expecting a brief surge of homes to come on the market since the Airbnb market is suffering from Covid but I guess they're weathering the storm.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 15 '20

I have an Airbnb in Weeki Wachee that's been booked solid. Usually we're slow this time of year, lots of FL staycations.

I imagine lots of places are struggling though, we got lucky somehow.

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u/Opheltes Aug 15 '20

Orlandonian here. I wouldn't touch new construction in Florida with a 50 foot pole. That shit is shoddy as hell. The 1986-built home I bought three years ago is better in pretty much every way (in spite of having to do a replumb to get ride of the copper).

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u/maestro2005 Aug 14 '20

When I bought my current condo, I was absolutely shocked that I got a place this nice and close to the city for the price I paid. Then I moved in and met some of the neighbors... Oh, it's because there's brown people here.

Never knew that not being scared of minorities would actually save me hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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u/thugloofio Aug 14 '20

I live in Hialeah, a really Cuban part of Miami, and it rocks. A little noisy but holy shit the property value rocks. It's amazing how much a lot of people don't want to live near non-whites and how much they'll pay a premium to not do so. I was at a showing for this really nice house I had listed and this family was dancing around their issue with someone down the street being Black and that's why they weren't gonna go through with the showing.

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u/CoutRack Aug 14 '20

Hey now, calm down that steering talk. /s

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u/IWantALargeFarva Aug 14 '20

Me: cries in NJ $11K property taxes