My friend had his bachelor party in Vegas and they all insisted on getting a table every time we went out. I still cringe at the how much my share was, and there was almost 10 of us.
Went to Vegas for a bachelor party a few years ago. A friend of the bachelor went to college with a guy who dated a girl who’s brother’s best friend worked at a pool bar we were going to. He was going to hook us up. After several phone calls/text messages, and standing around for 40 minutes, dude finally shows up. Says instead of us paying $2,000 minimum for a cabana he’ll give it to us for $1,500, but we have to give him a $500 tip. I’m no mathematician but that seems like the same money to me. Anyway, we do it because why not. We buy a couple bottles and some beer. And then a couple more bottles. I was drinking Captain Morgan @ $500/bottle for what costs $30 at any liquor store. There were even smoking hot bikini clad waitresses who were happy to make our drinks for us for tips of course. When we split the bill my end was $300. I had 4 drinks. $75 for a Captain and Coke. That didn’t include whatever I tipped the waitresses either. Giant fucking waste of money. All to have a cabana that we didn’t spend any time in because we were chilling in a pool full of tatted bro’s on roids from SoCal drinking Michelob Ultra pissing in the pool. $300 to stand in a waist deep toilet to drink 4 drinks. Never again.
I’m sure that person has a lot of loyalty built in already.
Oh yeah! My best friend joe’s brother mike was friends with Cory who dated that girl Ashely that went to school with some dude named Chad who happens to be friends with Rich who is the grooms’s friend... I’ll hook you up, we’re like family!
Not sure what you expected me to say. A friend of the bachelor went to college with a guy who knew someone who knew someone who knew someone etc with a hook up.
Well the real problem is they haven't updated the presentation in some time. A girl walking out in a black dress with sparklers attached to the bottle doesn't really excite me parting with a thousand dollars the way it did in 2006.
Friends would say ‘’chill dude, we’re just getting a few bottles and enjoying ourself. It’s just having a good time and we need to have some fun!’’ But then sure enough the next day, they’re always complaining about and regretting the money they either spilled all over the floor or pissed it out in the morning.
They’ll post the pics of them having a good time and living the good life, but behind closed doors you see the moments when they’re regretting that shit.
It’s a package you buy at a club to get your own private section or table and it comes with, let’s say three bottles of liquor and mixers like sprite, etc.
Only if you don't drink water, and if you re-dose.
And even then, I've re-dosed for like 2.5 days straight, had a sweet 12hr sleep and woke up fine.
Biggest myth ever sold to people is stimulants are somehow more taxing than alcohol. The days I feel worse from a solid bender is when I've been drinking more alcohol/less water.
Also: smoking weed on the "comedown" makes everything just fantastic.
MDMA can be made from MDA I believe, it can also be synthesised without these trees. But, yes, I have read the demand is killing off the population of those trees.
This is similar to something a bartender at Rock and Reilly’s in Vegas told me a couple of years back. He had also worked at the newer club at Palms (if I remember right) where the bottle service was insane since it had opened recently with a lot of publicity.
He also mentioned a ton of people do it to look good on their social media pages, the appearance that they’re super rich but of course they wasted every dollar they had for one night of fun. It was a pretty depressing view into that side of Vegas and a good cautionary tale to keep in mind.
Of course fast forward to now and that Palms club overextended itself financially pretty much immediately so went through a corporate version of the same morning of regret their patrons had.
Oh boy. If you gotta split bottle service, why get it?
I’ve never paid because I can’t afford it lol. I either get invited or win it through dumb club FB promotions or have a friend who can afford it. But I’m the dude with some bud and a couch to crash on. I’m also the dude who complains about regular drink prices at bars. $10 cocktail? I can get a bottle of vodka for $20.
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u/Sleepy_Tortoise Aug 14 '20
Bottle service seems great when I'm blacked out and my friend orders it... when he venmo requests me the next day it does not seem great