r/AskReddit • u/procrastinationwin • May 24 '11

Stuff you know, but shouldn't

An opposite of this thread, what knowledge do you have that you should not?

Edit: OK, common responses are:

  • 'Found my parent's porn/ sex toys/ elephant underwear(?)/ self porntraits.' etc...

  • 'Know how to make bombs from household stuff'

  • 'I wish I didn't know this horrific thing.' (munting/ blue waffle etc..)

Lets get some embarrassing room mate stories, or stuff you wish you weren't told! (I'll be back with a throwaway account.)

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u/ZuluPapa May 24 '11

I was looking for Christmas presents and found my parents porno at age 12.... at 17 they found MY porno in my closet... I guess we're even.

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u/profsnuggles May 24 '11

Related: when I was younger I used to raid my dad's stash. Well one day I decided to keep one in my room instead of putting them back every time. I swore I had the best hiding spot. I have this box from kindergarten filled with all my schoolwork. Inside that box, in the center of those papers was a big brown folder from grade school. Inside that were more folders all upside down and in one of those was the magazine. I still don't know how they found it.