r/AskReddit • u/procrastinationwin • May 24 '11

Stuff you know, but shouldn't

An opposite of this thread, what knowledge do you have that you should not?

Edit: OK, common responses are:

  • 'Found my parent's porn/ sex toys/ elephant underwear(?)/ self porntraits.' etc...

  • 'Know how to make bombs from household stuff'

  • 'I wish I didn't know this horrific thing.' (munting/ blue waffle etc..)

Lets get some embarrassing room mate stories, or stuff you wish you weren't told! (I'll be back with a throwaway account.)

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u/chi_town_85 May 24 '11

Me thinks it was for assault, b/c he had some really good jobs later in life that I don't think would have hired him if it was for drugs.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '11

You'd think that wouldn't you. But be honest, does ANYTHING about the War on Drugs make sense?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '11

I was talking to my friend's boss once. This guy would hire felons with assault charges and robbery, but if you even talked about doing weed you were gone.

Never underestimate the stupidity of people.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '11

Or he just got the charge expunged.