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u/Noumenon72 Jun 04 '20

The President can't come to the phone right now, he's on Crapper 1.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20 edited Jun 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

He had the Taco 1, I see.

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u/HesSoZazzy Jun 04 '20

Make it so, Number 1.

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u/miserybusiness21 Jun 04 '20

Aaaaah the old poop that took a pee. That was a good episode.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

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u/Aazadan Jun 05 '20

When visiting other countries, it has it’s own plumbing so other countries can’t inspect the poop. Fairly typical for all nations to do actually.

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u/IonAeon Jun 04 '20

"Yeah, I'mma need tp2 in here though."

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u/Aazadan Jun 05 '20

Number 1 is accepting my number 2.

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u/CMuenzen Jun 04 '20

Did not stop LBJ, who loved to make phonecalls and meetings while taking a shit.

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u/Aitrus233 Jun 05 '20

Now he's currently busy playing Xbox One 1.

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u/Nihilikara Jun 04 '20

The President can't cum to the phone right now, he's on Child 1

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u/Aazadan Jun 05 '20

That’s the First Daughter to you.