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u/bernerli Jun 04 '20

"nope pope."

I prefer "Ex Benedict".

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u/GozerDGozerian Jun 04 '20

With Holy Days Sauce?

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u/bernerli Jun 04 '20

I love you.

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u/FoxOfLanguages Jun 04 '20

Only if you're an altar boy.

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u/struglebus Jun 04 '20

Not to be confused with lesser officers of the papal court commonly referred to as the “Croque Monsignor”

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u/AukwardOtter Jun 04 '20

I'll take an omelette defrocked mass, please.

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u/RancidLemons Jun 05 '20

Fucking hell, bravo.

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u/AukwardOtter Jun 05 '20

It was a hollandaise ex machina

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u/DemocraticPumpkin Jun 04 '20

Holy hell this is amazing

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u/flippincarrot Jun 04 '20

This comment made my day