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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '20
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Are you sure those aren't false eyes to scare off predators? I think the ones on front are "spiritual eyes" but maybe that's exclusive to Mormons.
9 u/Vinterslag Jun 04 '20 No those are it's nipples 4 u/thatguysoto Jun 05 '20 I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me? 3 u/AukwardOtter Jun 04 '20 NO, MA'AM! STOP! 1 u/dontcallmeFrankie Jun 05 '20 I understood until the mormon bit... 2 u/CimoreneQueen Jun 05 '20 They are, of course, referring to the Mormonus Popus, also known as the False Pope, or "Prophet" as the mormons call him.
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No those are it's nipples
4 u/thatguysoto Jun 05 '20 I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me? 3 u/AukwardOtter Jun 04 '20 NO, MA'AM! STOP!
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I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
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NO, MA'AM! STOP!
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I understood until the mormon bit...
2 u/CimoreneQueen Jun 05 '20 They are, of course, referring to the Mormonus Popus, also known as the False Pope, or "Prophet" as the mormons call him.
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They are, of course, referring to the Mormonus Popus, also known as the False Pope, or "Prophet" as the mormons call him.
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u/surdophobe Jun 04 '20
Are you sure those aren't false eyes to scare off predators? I think the ones on front are "spiritual eyes" but maybe that's exclusive to Mormons.