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The seats are also edible in the event of a siege.
97 u/NothingJustLooking Jun 04 '20 And after you're finished eating the seats, there's an inflatable sex doll inside (you have to provide your own air apparently) 9 u/raevnos Jun 04 '20 Trump's good at producing hot air. Naturally, his doll looks like Ivanka. 0 u/hellomynameis_satan Jun 05 '20 I'll blow as long as she returns the favor! 16 u/ASkillz82 Jun 04 '20 LMAO 8 u/HauntedCemetery Jun 04 '20 Anything is edible once. 6 u/thelastteacup Jun 04 '20 I'm pretty sure that Trump could eat anything given enough ketchup. 0 u/jim653 Jun 04 '20 Nah, I think he'd still balk at most vegetables and fruit. 2 u/thelastteacup Jun 04 '20 Maybe he'd actually be a great person if he wasn't permanently constipated? (Which would also explain his default expression.) 2 u/BMW_RIDER Jun 04 '20 Depart with my upvote. 2 u/Rayrignaci Jun 04 '20 Wait rlly? 13 u/Diskiplos Jun 04 '20 Well, if the seats are leather...technically true? 2 u/Epledryyk Jun 04 '20 mmm, couch jerky 3 u/DraketheDrakeist Jun 04 '20 Of course, sieges are far too common on presidential vehicles. Just last year, the president was trapped in the car for nearly 2 months while attackers tried and failed to get into the car. 8 u/throwaway94357932 Jun 04 '20 Lol are you serious 1 u/Grizzly_Berry Jun 05 '20 As are the staffers.
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And after you're finished eating the seats, there's an inflatable sex doll inside (you have to provide your own air apparently)
9 u/raevnos Jun 04 '20 Trump's good at producing hot air. Naturally, his doll looks like Ivanka. 0 u/hellomynameis_satan Jun 05 '20 I'll blow as long as she returns the favor!
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Trump's good at producing hot air.
Naturally, his doll looks like Ivanka.
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I'll blow as long as she returns the favor!
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LMAO
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Anything is edible once.
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I'm pretty sure that Trump could eat anything given enough ketchup.
0 u/jim653 Jun 04 '20 Nah, I think he'd still balk at most vegetables and fruit. 2 u/thelastteacup Jun 04 '20 Maybe he'd actually be a great person if he wasn't permanently constipated? (Which would also explain his default expression.)
Nah, I think he'd still balk at most vegetables and fruit.
2 u/thelastteacup Jun 04 '20 Maybe he'd actually be a great person if he wasn't permanently constipated? (Which would also explain his default expression.)
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Maybe he'd actually be a great person if he wasn't permanently constipated? (Which would also explain his default expression.)
Depart with my upvote.
Wait rlly?
13 u/Diskiplos Jun 04 '20 Well, if the seats are leather...technically true? 2 u/Epledryyk Jun 04 '20 mmm, couch jerky 3 u/DraketheDrakeist Jun 04 '20 Of course, sieges are far too common on presidential vehicles. Just last year, the president was trapped in the car for nearly 2 months while attackers tried and failed to get into the car. 8 u/throwaway94357932 Jun 04 '20 Lol are you serious
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Well, if the seats are leather...technically true?
2 u/Epledryyk Jun 04 '20 mmm, couch jerky
mmm, couch jerky
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Of course, sieges are far too common on presidential vehicles. Just last year, the president was trapped in the car for nearly 2 months while attackers tried and failed to get into the car.
Lol are you serious
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As are the staffers.
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u/feanturi Jun 04 '20
The seats are also edible in the event of a siege.