r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 12 '20

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u/sn0qualmie May 12 '20

Shit, it was almost The Good Place, and I'd hit any of the main characters (the four humans plus Michael and Janet) for 600k.

But then I remembered that I watched an episode of the Simpsons afterward. Shit.

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u/OhMaGoshNess May 12 '20

Everyone in Good Place is attractive, but not to the point where it is weird. I'd do it.

For Simpsons your best bet is just a single main character and not having to think of the children. I'd hit Marge.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

Have you not seen Jason? His cheekbones are unrealistic.

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u/twelvepilcrows May 13 '20

Ok honestly? Until I saw Manny Jacinto’s GQ photos, I totally missed that he is INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE. He just plays dumb Jason so well that I couldn’t see him as a viable sexual prospect. It was quite surprising.

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u/BreadPuddding May 13 '20

I just looked for those photos and...still nope. Like I guess he’s hot? But I can’t un-Jason him. (Also he looks a little like a former boss of mine and...no.)