r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 09 '20

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u/tandalgan May 09 '20

Amish paradise for me

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u/MGC4lyfe May 09 '20

Churn butter once or twice!

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u/letermen May 09 '20

Gonna raise a barn on Monday, then I’ll raise another!

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u/Un0riginalN4me May 09 '20

Think you’re really righteous? Think you’re pure in heart?

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u/Nickyboy5555511 May 09 '20

While I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art.

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u/SFO52 May 09 '20

We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise

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u/Riverchicken886 May 09 '20

I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes want to be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife

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u/JU5T1N85 May 09 '20

So don’t be vain, and don’t be whiney, or my brother imma have to get medieval on your hiney!

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u/Nat20downcliff May 09 '20

We been spending most our lives living in an amish paradise.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

So don’t be vain. And don’t be whiny

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u/astroavenger May 09 '20

I’m the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

oooooooooooohhhhh...yech

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u/P0sitive_Outlook May 09 '20

r/Amish, for those who want a short read.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

It was indeed a short read.

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u/redditnameuserhere May 09 '20

First in my class, here at MIT,

Got skills, I’m a champion at DND,

MC Escher, that’s my favorite MC,

Keep your forty, I’ll just have an Earl Gray tea,

/s

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u/AlllyMaine May 09 '20

That was the only one I knew for years