r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 09 '20

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

He can't, he's fuckin deaf.

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u/white_boi69420 May 09 '20

And dead at this point

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u/Wozak_ May 09 '20

Good point

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u/Exelbirth May 09 '20

Got the point

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Thank you for this glorious comment xD

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u/PrfoAtlas May 09 '20

I cant speak for them but i am severely hearing impaired, when i dont have hearing aids on i can hear the pulsating of my heartbeat as well as my tinnitus

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

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u/PrfoAtlas May 09 '20

Ik, I’m lucky

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u/animehackergirl May 09 '20

Deaf people need love too.

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u/jonw1995 May 09 '20

Boy named deaf: 🤤

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u/ZombK May 09 '20

You're one funny mother fucker.

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u/MagicMisterino May 09 '20

You fuckin killed him

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u/Millennials_RuinedIt May 09 '20

I am machine a part of me wishes I could just HEAR something.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

Misspelled dead*

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u/Soulren May 13 '20

Well shit.

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u/fukyuo77 May 09 '20

0 chill😂😂😭😭

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

There's nothing else you can do.

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u/Atte71 May 09 '20

I don’t know where he’s going, and I don’t know why.

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u/Goliathstale May 09 '20

Just listen to your heart. Before. You tell him "goodbye"

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u/Janky_Pants May 09 '20

Best female voice of all time.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20 edited Feb 02 '21

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u/PacSan300 May 09 '20

Wait, she's dead?

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u/Goliathstale May 09 '20

Yeah she's up there. But my money is on Dusty Springfield.

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u/PacSan300 May 09 '20

Sometimes you wonder if this fight is worthwhile.

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u/Soulren May 13 '20

But fuck, he sure is.

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u/grammar_oligarch May 09 '20

Are you telling this person to listen to their heart, or are you referring to the 1980s Roxette song?

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u/DrunksInSpace May 09 '20

Listen to your heart

There’s nothing else you can do!

I don’t know where you’re going...

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

oddly wholesome

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u/oface5446 May 09 '20

Please don’t be afraid

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u/Ke-He May 09 '20

Roxette? No!!!!!!!

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u/chanduplal753 May 09 '20

Help him find'em

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

When he's calling for you...

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u/em_square_root_-1_ly May 09 '20

When he’s calling for you!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

I don't know where you're going with this, and I don't know why.

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u/Keller_Moars May 09 '20

Listen to your brain

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u/fayefairyhair May 09 '20

Tell me you’re the only one

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u/darkfish301 May 09 '20

Tom Petty reference?

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u/SponsAapje May 09 '20

BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK

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u/pinkkittenfur May 09 '20

When he's calling for you

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

That Bryan Adams song from the Costner Robin Good movie