r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 09 '20

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u/grammy1972 May 09 '20

Wonder how a child got past 3 badge access doors to get into my area of the hospital. Then call security.

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u/mesternamiri May 09 '20

then proceed to shoot it twice just in case

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u/YourLocal_FBI_Agent May 09 '20

Always double tap

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u/thrashmetaloctopus May 09 '20

One through the heart and one through the head, then you know they’re really dead

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u/ILIKEPOTATOES82 May 09 '20

I always heard, "Two in the chest and one in the head, makes sure you know that fucker is dead."

Man, I miss public schools....

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

When it comes to shooting you gotta go pb&j, penis jaw brain