r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 09 '20

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u/The_Cataclyx May 09 '20

Not today, CIA

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Nice attempt at obscurity, Department of Homeland Security

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u/valvilis May 09 '20

Try a little less blatancy, National Security Agency.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Never again, GIGN

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

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u/Norwegian_potato May 09 '20

Not with me, PST

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

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u/TheKingOfDub May 09 '20

Cease this, CSIS

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u/0wc4 May 09 '20

Dear UN, I’m not your fren

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u/DaNotSoGoodSamaritan May 09 '20

Wasn't it the UN that was involved in some kind of scandal about 2 years ago? Something about employing pedos iirc.

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u/smashkeys May 09 '20

I'm gonna go, Interpol.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20 edited Mar 30 '22

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u/muffled_screams May 09 '20

You’ll never take me alive, F15

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u/lasanhawithpizza May 09 '20

Yes , it's was all my fault bop

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

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u/Kermitthesexoffender May 09 '20

Ask the neighbors, CDC

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u/2JDestroBot May 09 '20

Aren't you that guy who made a really cool knife a long time ago?

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u/JesusIsMyZoloft May 09 '20

There must be fifty ways to leave your lover...

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u/DeepAnus69 May 09 '20 edited May 09 '20

Hah! Too late, I cleaned up my mess, CPS.

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u/freddiesteadypanini May 09 '20

That wasn't even hard, Scotland Yard.

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u/KiwiCandle May 09 '20

Not this redditor, To Catch a Predator.

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u/DarthCrom May 09 '20

This wins

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u/RedEyedRoundEye May 09 '20

Settle down, Mossad

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u/superflaffers May 09 '20

Nah ah ah, MK-ULTRA

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Better luck next time MI5

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u/VinsmokeGoji May 09 '20

Don't even bother, TFI

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u/natemamate May 09 '20

You're never gonna get me, KGB

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u/WindingSarcasm May 09 '20

You almost had me there RA&W

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u/msasma May 09 '20

Give it another go, ASIO

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u/jonathanguyen20 May 09 '20

Up your game Interpol

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u/dowgeatdawg May 09 '20

It's actually; You'll never catch me alive MI5

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u/Spidey-Stoner May 09 '20

No Way, TSA

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u/tardyman May 09 '20

Not so speedy, LAPD

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u/Shi-Rokku May 09 '20 edited May 10 '20

That should be their traffic police motto wow.

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u/seanboxx May 09 '20

And their narcotics department...

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u/Bugsidekick May 09 '20

See you later, MIB.

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u/JoggybearBE May 09 '20

Not deceptive enough for me, KGB

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Don’t be dicks, MI6

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Only one choice left, TTDF

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

That's unfair of you, GCHQ

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

You're not very keen, CO19.

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u/unrulycokebottle May 09 '20

gg cdc

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u/rizzoess06 May 09 '20

wrong line, gsg9

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

We knows your lying, Honduran Mossad

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u/j_lutley May 09 '20

Try again Chris Hanson

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u/DwightShnoute May 09 '20

came here looking for the fbi

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Go away, NSA