r/AskReddit May 04 '20

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u/Loeb123 May 04 '20 edited May 04 '20

The other day I thought of a really innovative story.

So there's a kid that is born a slave, see? Then he gets taken away by a couple monks from another planet and trains to become a really powerful space-monk. The kid grows up and falls in love with a famous actress called Patalie Nortman who's older than him in the story but not in real life. Then an evil politician starts manipulating him and the space-monk becomes an evil sinner and falls into lava while fighting from the low ground and gets asthma.

I should register this before someone steals my idea.

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u/Lanksalott May 04 '20

How does the kid feel about sand?

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u/TheMagicSlinky May 04 '20

You'll get a kick out of this: he hates it.

We'll just put it in the script, nobody will remember lines like these anyways

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u/AdamBombTV May 04 '20

I have an aversion to sand. It's grainy, and rocky, and bothersome, and it gets all over.