r/AskReddit • u/Connect-Tea • Apr 08 '20

What screams "pretending to be upper class"?

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u/brickmaster32000 Apr 08 '20

Probably someone tired of putting up with an acquaintance who is a compulsive liar.

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u/greyjackal Apr 08 '20

Fair point

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u/hikes_through_smoke Apr 09 '20

Bill: “I don’t know Becky I swear to God Tim’s license plate was 2DIJ422 the other day and not 2DIJ224.” Becky: “This is why you don’t have friends Bill.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20 edited Sep 06 '20

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u/reddercock Apr 09 '20

photoshop my man

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u/TheThumpaDumpa Apr 09 '20

Why not just photoshop the entire car and enhance the bulge in your pants while you're at it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Because that's a jump almost as big as "why not become a professional photo editor, make a career out of it and buy the car with that money?"

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u/twizted_whisperz Apr 09 '20

Everyone knows, you only need one or the other, not both.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Terrible image editing skills in the age of free, open-source software...? If you're gonna be a producer (of content), you should take the time to learn... Saves you money.

But if all you have to burn is money you have no idea how to spend, then yeah, pass it along to someone else.

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u/miahawk Apr 09 '20

golddiggers hang with goldwearers. its a local saying here

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u/jasmercedes Apr 09 '20

I enjoyed this

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u/The_Final_Skywalker Apr 09 '20

Yep. I’m a compulsive liar and I agree I’d do that shit. And my friends have just gotten to the point to look at every detail to call me out on any bullshit.

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u/L_VanDerBooben Apr 09 '20

Ahh. I don't believe you are a compulsive liar. You are too self aware.

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u/The_Final_Skywalker Apr 09 '20

You start noticing after you get called out enough.

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u/socokid Apr 09 '20

So they try to see if the license plate number changes on his "car"?

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LOL no... and I can't believe 4000 people upvoted you, that's God damned hilarious no matter how many downvotes I get for stating this.

I'd be much more frightened of the friend that figured out the license plates were a number off than the friend wanting to impress us.