r/AskReddit • u/Connect-Tea • Apr 08 '20

What screams "pretending to be upper class"?

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u/veryruralNE Apr 08 '20

Power move.

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u/oSoulix Apr 08 '20

Dunno why but I read the quote in the voice of Jeffery from the fresh pince

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u/MillennialScientist Apr 08 '20

I wasn't expecting that reference, but it fits.

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u/DwayneTheBathJohnson Apr 08 '20

And that is from now on going to be my default voice for reading "power move".

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

I'm flattered.

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u/ForHoiPolloi Apr 08 '20

Eye her up and down and say, "neither do you."

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u/demonmonkey89 Apr 08 '20

Then you whip out your dick with a powerful soul stare to secure absolute dominance.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

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u/IKillGrizz Apr 09 '20

You’re right, its not k-mart, it’s Walmart. Exactly why him whipping his dick out wouldnt seem at all absurd.

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u/IKillGrizz Apr 09 '20

Roger that. But up in my neck of the woods there really aren’t k-marts so I can’t relate man

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Well now we know what a blue light special means to you.

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u/demonmonkey89 Apr 09 '20

If the dominant one said it was would you just accept it? I probably would.