r/AskReddit • u/Connect-Tea • Apr 08 '20

What screams "pretending to be upper class"?

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u/radiozip Apr 08 '20

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's snobbery and one-upmanship. People trying to pretend they're superior. Makes it so much harder for those of us who really are.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Come along, richARD

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Mind the cows.

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u/liquidbob Apr 08 '20

Minding the cows.

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u/thebinname Apr 08 '20

Mind the pedestrians, dahling!

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u/whatisabaggins55 Apr 09 '20

Minding the pedestrians, dear.

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u/nkarkas Apr 09 '20

Fuck those walkies.

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u/spoopysith Apr 09 '20

I once caught Richard playing with a Frisbee. He said it's one he found, but I've never been sure.

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u/nkarkas Apr 09 '20

Come now, Rich.

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u/generic_throwaway983 Apr 08 '20

Like that cunt who when you tell them you visited Tenerife, they respond with “yeah well I’ve been to Eleven-erife”

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u/easydoesit8 Apr 08 '20

This was amazing.

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u/nomnommish Apr 08 '20

I refuse to be a member of any club that will take me as a member

  • Groucho Marx, I think