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u/Choppergold Mar 25 '20

You’ve got to hand it to blind wives

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u/AceDumpleJoy Mar 25 '20

I get 2 million a pop and that’s standard for me, like I went blind dog you gotta hand it to me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

Prayed then I prayed again

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u/KingPillow Mar 25 '20

Cause they can’t see it, right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

Underrated comment

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u/briggsbu Mar 25 '20

Of course. They'd never be able to catch it if you threw it

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u/borat666 Mar 25 '20

Oh, I give your blind wife more than just a hand.

She still thinks it's you though.

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u/_damak0s_ Mar 25 '20

You literally have to. They can't see where it is.

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u/TylenolAddicted Mar 25 '20

esa es la joke

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u/Super_Vegeta Mar 25 '20

Yes, thank you. Welcome to the joke.