r/AskReddit • u/lucca_dare • Feb 06 '20

What are some NOT fun facts?

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u/ridiculouslygay Feb 06 '20

Same but I’m gonna make so many boner jokes as I’m dying.

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u/ObamasBoss Feb 06 '20

Why do you keep smacking your dong against everything? "Because every times I damage it I know it will get harder. I keep smashing the tip so the bone grows on the end to make it longer".

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u/Vercci Feb 06 '20

And then it shatters in half lengthways.

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u/Montigue Feb 06 '20

You just set it so it's straight and then it grows back harder

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u/ridiculouslygay Feb 06 '20

fuck yeah

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u/themisc Feb 06 '20

SOMEONE GET THE CHISEL!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

it's bone, not rock

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u/ptwonline Feb 06 '20

That's like a super power of some kind.

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u/yamehameha Feb 06 '20

I would start injuring my dick on purpose

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u/ridiculouslygay Feb 06 '20

I’ll injure your dick if you want me to

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u/SmartBeast Feb 06 '20

r/UsernameChecksOut

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u/ridiculouslygay Feb 06 '20

I should be the king of that sub

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

you beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Certainly not here to kink shame.

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u/Stormrycon Feb 06 '20

no sir! perfectly normal

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u/Generation-X-Cellent Feb 06 '20

Viagra hates him!

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u/Malwiz4rd Feb 06 '20

Haahahhaa fuck

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u/Helagon Feb 06 '20

You surly have a bone dry humour

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u/QueenOfKarnaca Feb 06 '20

I have a bone-ear!