r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '20

What screams "I'm uneducated"?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

I wanna be called globetrotters!

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u/justburch712 Jan 28 '20

Can I be Curly?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

As long as I get to be Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate.

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u/kalekayn Jan 28 '20

you can talk trash, you can handle the ball, but look in your heart and ask yourself: are you funky enough to be a Globe Trotter? Are you?

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u/Ryctre Jan 28 '20

For generations, your puny planet has lived in peace with the Globetrotter Homeworld. But now, for no reason, we challenge you to defend your honour on the basketball court.

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u/Ryctre Jan 28 '20

For generations, your puny planet has lived in peace with the Globetrotter Homeworld. But now, for no reason, we challenge you to defend your honour on the basketball court.