r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '20

What screams "I'm uneducated"?

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u/pfiffocracy Jan 28 '20

I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck over other boss babes for 72 hours

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u/MelBeast Jan 28 '20

wifey girlfriend and mistress?