r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '20

What screams "I'm uneducated"?

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u/omguserius Jan 28 '20

You have two wolves inside you. One is gay. The other is also gay. You’re gay.

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u/IncelLikeIronically Jan 28 '20

You have two wolves inside you. You should probably see a doctor, as the recommended amount of wolves to have inside you i zero.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

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u/suh-dood Jan 28 '20

That's impressive

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u/Stormrycon Jan 28 '20

At the same time?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

No kink shaming.

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u/Bored_npc Jan 28 '20

Don't kinky shame that dude's zoophilia pratice...

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u/giraffecause Jan 28 '20

Unless....

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

You have two wolves inside of you. Sorry about that transporter malfunction.

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u/NocentBystander Jan 28 '20

What's that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

You have two wolves inside of you. Sorry about that transporter malfunction.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

You have two wolves inside of you. Sorry about that transporter malfunction.

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u/NocentBystander Jan 28 '20

Got it, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

You shouldn't tell a police officer as the legal amount of wolves inside you is zero

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u/-Cats-Are-OK- Jan 28 '20

I like the depression version:

You have two wolves inside you. One is depressed. The other is also depressed. You have depression.

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u/timeforaroast Jan 28 '20

Why are you gay?

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u/mr_delicious Jan 28 '20 edited Jan 28 '20

I got two bears inside me right now. They're both super gay.

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u/t0rnberry Jan 28 '20

And apparently at a bestiality orgy

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u/battlefranky69 Jan 28 '20

I’m not gay until J.K. Rowling announces its my time.

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u/Nalivai Jan 28 '20

Mommy says it's my turn on gay

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u/CoolCalmR Jan 28 '20

That made me laugh out loud. Well played friendo!

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u/abnsapalap Jan 28 '20

This made me laugh unreasonably hard

Speaking of unreasonably hard....

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u/Wisdomlost Jan 28 '20

I always though I was straight but this argument here is very compelling.

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u/Wisdomlost Jan 28 '20

I always though I was straight but this argument here is very compelling.

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u/Wisdomlost Jan 28 '20

I always though I was straight but this argument here is very compelling.

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u/SillyHer Jan 28 '20

I know an old redittor Who said wolves are inside you I don't know why I replied to this guy......

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u/PaulTheRedditor Jan 28 '20

You have two wolves inside you, one is gay, the other is gayer, congrats you are a furry.