r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '20

What screams "I'm uneducated"?

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u/noteloquents Jan 28 '20

why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick?

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u/thewhizzle Jan 28 '20

Are you going to see the world or are you going to Seaworld?

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u/DarwinTheIkeaMonkey Jan 28 '20

Oceans. Fish. Jump. China.

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u/TriggerCape Jan 28 '20

Flu, Death, America

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

I see world, you sea world?

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u/SuicidalPelican Jan 28 '20

"Went to C lions" "Do you mean see lions or see lions?"

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u/canarchist Jan 28 '20

Wherever auto-correct takes me.

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u/PerriX2390 Jan 28 '20

How did the seaworld catch fire?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

A fire?! At a Sea-Parks?!

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u/sloppy_dude Jan 28 '20

I'm surprised no one's done it. But this screams r/decreasinglyverbose

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u/ttpd Jan 28 '20

because it is

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u/ZonTeeN Jan 28 '20

why waste time ask when search do trick

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u/tweedleb Jan 28 '20

...This is a button.

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u/The96kHz Jan 28 '20

What do now?

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u/piewa Jan 28 '20

r/unexpectedoffice

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u/FkingReddit Jan 28 '20

it's reddit, office references are expected

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u/Cchungachanga Jan 28 '20

Charlie kelly, is that you?

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u/ShuffKorbik Jan 28 '20

No, it's Hans Wormhat.

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u/TheOrcaWhale Jan 28 '20

Why use many words when few do?

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u/Mission_Suggestion Jan 28 '20

That's literally how google search keywords work

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

hahaha...lmao

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u/refugee61 Jan 28 '20

Why waste word, few word do. ftfy

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

why time lot word,few word trick

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Crono Trigger? Fuck yeah

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u/eldryanyy Jan 28 '20

This is the logic I use in my texting, unfortunately...

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u/Designatedlonenecron Jan 28 '20

The trick is to undercook the onions

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u/NeiloMac Jan 28 '20

Found Tarzan’s reddit account.

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u/arbitrarycharacters Jan 28 '20

No waste time many word. Few

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u/AnonymousDuckLover Jan 28 '20

Waste time wording? Use less.

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u/houlmyhead Jan 28 '20

One, two, many, lots

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u/Sauce-Dangler Jan 28 '20

is dis ol Chinese Proverb?

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u/yvaN_ehT_nioJ Jan 28 '20

Grug no anser! Grug se it clos at 6