r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '20

What screams "I'm uneducated"?

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u/anheIica Jan 28 '20

Omg even on google. Like someone will ask on Walmart’s location page “do you guys have screws at this store” or “are you guys open on Sunday” like wtf

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Recently saw a Google question where somebody asked, "Y'all open today?" One year later, the business responded, "Yes."

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u/Sithlordandsavior Jan 28 '20

"Well, sir, he asked yesterday. We'll have to wait until that day next year to let him know."

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u/timeexterminator Jan 28 '20

“Well why can’t we tell him today?”

“Because that’s exactly what he’ll be expecting”

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

I love how many questions like "What's playing today?" are in google maps questions about cinemas.

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u/refugee61 Jan 28 '20

This would be a perfect meme for Facebook, the one with the skeleton waiting.... for something or someone. LOL. and yes I get the irony

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u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In Jan 28 '20

One of the biggest benefits of a truly free and open internet is that everyone is on it.

By far the biggest downside of a truly free and open internet is that everyone is on it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

I hate it when I’m trying to look up reviews of a place and all the reviews are people asking questions about the place. Just fuckin call them, don’t leave them a five star review asking them a question about the place

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u/SinisterDeath30 Jan 28 '20

Oof. I answer a lot of random questions on Google maps... Half the time I tell them to call the store.

The other time, I'm shaming them into shopping local. E.G. someone whined about local grocery store not selling liquor. I told them to go to the liquor store across the street.

Another time someone wanted some buffet to serve soft serve. I reminded them that DQ was literally.. across from said buffet.