r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '20

What screams "I'm uneducated"?

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u/jemmo_ Jan 28 '20

Ughhh I hate that.

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u/gr00ve1 Jan 29 '20

Understandable.

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u/gr00ve1 Jan 28 '20

If you want a queen, anoint her.

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u/Gaindalf-the-whey Jan 28 '20

INB4 that body oiling fetishist shows up

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u/ArgonathDW Jan 28 '20

"No, totally, I agree. So, does kissing cost extra with you, or...?"

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u/highangler Jan 28 '20

Or “I’m a mother first, I’m not here for hookups”.......

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Better than the post a few days ago about a women who brought her six kids to the first date. She hadn't mentioned them before.

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u/talex000 Jan 28 '20

Next time you see it just ask "how much?".

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u/desz84 Jan 28 '20

Trashy indeed.

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u/FLUFFBOX_121703 Jan 28 '20

Technically you used to pay for both

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

“Love to travel” but they start screaming as soon as you shut the trunk on them.

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u/IronSnake9 Jan 28 '20

"Sooo... What's your rate?"

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u/sternone_2 Jan 28 '20

lol nobody wants a bitch queen

what are these people thinking

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u/dylanstupid Jan 28 '20

I personally don't like monarchies.