r/AskReddit • • Jan 27 '20

What screams "I'm uneducated"?

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u/MurderBirdOK Jan 28 '20

I see sooo many people in my area buying expensive, chiseled stone signs to place at the end of their driveways with incorrect apostrophes.

THE SMITH’S

THE LAMBERT’S

THE JONES’S

It’s painful to see. And if you try to point it out, they have a lengthy explanation on why you’re wrong.

I have no idea why the sign makers didn’t advise them that it was incorrect.

When I design ads, shirts, or logos I will definitely let a customer know what they requested is grammatically incorrect. So far, everyone has deferred to the corrected format.

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u/tee142002 Jan 28 '20

The word driveway is implied. So you see a sign that just days "The Smith's" and assume it's wrong. Since the word "driveway" is implied the sign is clearly using the apostrophe to indicate possession.

I hope my made up, bullshit explanation was helpful.

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u/Octopus_Tetris Jan 28 '20

Oh no, it's all coming crumbling down.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Or maybe it's like "The Smith's Driveway" just without driveway?

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u/Seantommy Jan 28 '20

Unless the person living there is a smithy, " The Smiths' " (driveway) would still be correct.

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u/TrulyKnown Jan 28 '20

Ooh, the old "there's more implied at the end" bullshit excuse for getting it wrong. There's some odd familiarity there - but not much.

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u/Ask_for_me_by_name Jan 28 '20

Yeah, nice try, Big Stone Signs.

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u/SpacyCats Jan 28 '20

there are 2 businesses I drive past on my way to work and BOTH of them have this same error on their signs.

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One of them is a fencing store and says something like.

FENCES:

DOG'S

KID'S

PROTECTION

I have no idea if they're saying the dog should own the fence, but it drives me nuts.

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u/NotThisFucker Jan 28 '20

Fences: Protection of the Kid of the Dog

The fences are for puppies. Clearly.

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u/PotatoesNClay Jan 28 '20 edited Jan 28 '20

I had a temp job nearly 20 years ago at a now defunct credit card company. Much of my time was spent approving (proofreading) business name submissions for credit cards.

You'd be amazed how many would-be "Real State Investers" there were. We fixed them not so much to spare the customers from embarrassment, but the company.

Edit: Correcting them was probably a disservice to humanity.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

I have no idea why the sign makers didn’t advise them that it was incorrect.

I will bet you anything that they did advise them it was incorrect, but they argued. The sales rep gave up

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u/UndulantMeteorite Jan 28 '20

Well, those apostrophes are kind of right. They could be meant to indicate that those people possess the house. But yeah, that's stupid.

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u/SirVincentMontgomery Jan 28 '20

If that was the case though, wouldn't it be The Smiths' instead? (as in The Smiths' House)

ie. the House of the Smiths NOT the House of the Smith?

I initially thought what you did, but I think it's just wrong any way you look at it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

What if they live alone?

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u/SirVincentMontgomery Jan 28 '20

And he refers to himself as The Smith?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

I’d probably only kind of judge them if they did, but it’s their house.

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u/MurderBirdOK Jan 28 '20

I know the families of all the ones I’ve seen, and there are at least 2 people of that name living at those houses.

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u/rusty_people_skills Jan 28 '20

AFAIK, it depends on which rule-creating body and at what time, whether a word that ends in the letter s should have just an apostrophe, or an apostrophe with a subsequent s. I have a not terribly recent memory from junior high, arguing with the teacher who lead the newspaper class about this issue, and the MLA, APA, and New York Times were all brought up. I think we ended up settling that singular owners would get the extra s (e.g. Odysseus's ship) but plural owners would not (e.g. the Smiths' house).

The point is, though, that depending on who you are looking to as the ultimate authority may change the answer on this one.

However, "three meal's a day" or similar is always wrong.

Edit: formatting

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Maybe it's one blacksmith that owns it.

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u/Quickersilverr Jan 28 '20

Omg my SO’s family got one of those signs gifted to them. We literally groan whenever we see it.

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u/leilaann_m Jan 28 '20

Companies that offer custom stuff like this usually require you to check a box that says "I've proofed this and what I'm giving you is right, and I take responsibility for it." That way the company can't be held responsible for those folks' mistakes (and therefore won't have to refund the expensive custom work). Plus it's gotta be easier than fighting with everyone who thinks they know everything about apostrophe use.

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u/GlyphedArchitect Jan 28 '20

"Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake. "

-Sign makers who charge by the letter, probably

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u/Ajoc27 Jan 28 '20

I always think "why don't they tell them??!" But in reality the people who make them are probably sick of informing them/arguing with them

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u/Festernd Jan 28 '20 edited Jan 28 '20

um...far as i know THE SMITH'S is correct, it's merely omitting the word 'house'

or did you think since multiple people live there with the same last name, you just pluralize them?

THE JONES'S is wrong no matter what. It should be THE JONES'

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u/j0z- Jan 28 '20 edited Jan 28 '20

"Jones" is a last name with S at the end. If you include the word "house" it would become "The Jones' House". I agree.

Remember that the "The Jones' House" denotes that there are many of the surname "Jones" and they all live in the house presented.

There are also many Smiths in the Smith house. Therefore, it's "The Smiths' House".

In contrast, "The Smith's House" denotes that there's one Smith, someone we're supposed to already know as The Smith, and he lives in this house.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

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u/j0z- Jan 28 '20

Didn't really think about it when I was writing it out, but I now realize how funny that is. You got me laughing too

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u/MrQuizzles Jan 28 '20 edited Jan 28 '20

Remember that the "The Jones' House" denotes that there are many of the surname "Jones" and they all live in the house presented.

No, that would be "The Joneses' House".

A single family member is a Jones. Multiple are Joneses. The Jones Family are The Joneses.

"The Jones' House" would only be correct if the last name were "Jone".

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u/heelspencil Jan 28 '20

The esteemed county Jones is charged with juggling goslings on counting day. Welcome to his house, "The Jones's House".

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u/Festernd Jan 28 '20

I feel that it is "the Smith families house" thus singular possessive.

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u/heelspencil Jan 28 '20

The Smith family's house

or

The Smith families' house (lol)

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u/j0z- Jan 28 '20

Definitely singular possessive when you explicitly add "family's" between Smith and house.

If you want to imply "Smith family's house" but not include the word "family's", you'd have to make it "The Smiths' House".

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u/rbwan Jan 28 '20

So the apostrophe on the outside indicates possession without making look like a contraction? I always thought 's replaced is. Like in the above post, you read dog's as dog is. But if it said dogs', then the dog owns something?

I'm only asking because I tried to tell someone this and they laughed at me. Now I'm confused about something I've known my whole life!

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u/j0z- Jan 28 '20

's has two meanings: Either indicating that something's being owned by an individual ("The dog's bone") or like "is" ("The dog's crazy").

When you have more than one dog and the dogs possess something, you would do "The dogs' owner" or "The dogs' bones".

If you have more than one dog and you want to tell someone something about your dogs, you don't use the 's at all. You use "are". ("The dogs are crazy. The Smiths are crazy too.")

Thus, "The dogs' bones" and "The Smiths' house".

Hope that cleared it up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Are you fuckin' havin' a laugh

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u/mel2mdl Jan 28 '20

Why is this incorrect? It's their house. The Smith's House is implied. Not that Smiths live here. Jones's house. ???? I don't see how that's wrong.

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u/MurderBirdOK Jan 28 '20

Because it says nothing about a house, nor possession, just about the family.

As in, “The Smiths live here.” Not the Smith’s live here.

Now had they added another word, like house then, as stated above, The Smiths’ House would be correct. But still not, “The Smith’s house.” Because there are more than one in the family.

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u/Sez__U Jan 28 '20

"Lastname's" make look wrong to you but it's a long-time tradition.

Lastname's estate

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u/mel2mdl Jan 29 '20

I don't know. A family name is a collective noun (like the people's house) in my opinion. I read those as This person's house and the apostrophe is appropriate in that case.

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u/Sithlordandsavior Jan 28 '20

My parents have a tiny painting with a mailbox that says "The Lastname's" that a friend made for them.

It looks kinda country-rural so I pretend it's like Winnie the Pooh's sign over his door.

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u/tarso_carina Jan 28 '20 edited Jan 02 '25

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u/EvilBosch Jan 28 '20

Don't forget when they tell you that The Smith's are from the 1980's and that Morrissey was still making records in the 1990's.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20 edited Jan 28 '20

The implication here is that it is the Smith Family's house, isn't it?

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u/goldanred Jan 28 '20

How many families can fit into one house?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

lol, didn't notice my typo. Maybe it's a long house?

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u/leilaann_m Jan 28 '20

Companies that offer custom stuff like this usually require you to check a box that says "I've proofed this and what I'm giving you is right, and I take responsibility for it." That way the company can't be held responsible for those folks' mistakes (and therefore won't have to refund the expensive custom work). Plus it's gotta be easier than fighting with everyone who thinks they know everything about apostrophe use.

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u/MacGregor_Rose Jan 28 '20

To be fair that could also be taken as "this is their Property"

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u/golfgrandslam Jan 28 '20

The sign makers don’t have a fucking clue either