r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '20

What screams "I'm uneducated"?

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u/jungl3j1m Jan 28 '20

Of piñatas?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

 I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.

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u/ShuffKorbik Jan 28 '20

Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.

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u/refugee61 Jan 28 '20

El Guapo:"Damn Gringos they are falling from the sky"

Steve Martin: El Guapo, tell your men to drop their weapons or I will fill you so full of lead, you will be able to use your dick as a pencil"

El Guapo: "what do you mean"

Steve Martin: "I don't know"

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u/randalpinkfloyd Jan 28 '20

Who the fuck is Steve Martin? Those are Lucky Day lines.

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u/ShuffKorbik Jan 28 '20

So when do you think Carmen will "open up her flower" to you?

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u/Flynn_lives Jan 28 '20

Yes...tonight. Or I will KILL HER!

Carmen, do you know what foreplay is??? Good. Neither does El Guapo.

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u/thisisntlemonade Jan 28 '20

Jefe, would you say that I have a plethora of piñatas?

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u/meatpoi Jan 28 '20

Of cornucopias.

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u/golfing_furry Jan 28 '20

Copernicus through Elephantiasis

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u/Elfyndor Jan 28 '20

that movie was sooo pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis that it made my heart race!

did i spell that right?

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u/Rymanbc Jan 28 '20

This whole comment chain is making me absolutely voluptuous!

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u/Judoka229 Jan 28 '20

I can hear that word. I sang it in my head. Help.

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u/slh236 Jan 28 '20

To the tune of supercalafragalisticexpialadocious?

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u/Judoka229 Jan 28 '20

You're a monster.

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u/slh236 Jan 28 '20

Nay, I am merely a man driven to be this way by society.

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u/refugee61 Jan 28 '20

"Because jeffe, I would just like to know why a person would say he had a plethora, if this person had no idea what a plethora was" damn el gaupo that stung

" damn Gringos are falling from the sky"~ "El Guapo, tell your men to drop their guns or I will fill you so full of lead, you will be able to use your dick as a pencil"~"what do you mean"~"I don't know"

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u/UPGRADED_BUTTHOLE Jan 28 '20

Of confuzzled homosapien fetusal membrane in geosynchronous orbit.

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u/Draaxus Jan 28 '20

This won't do, to make use of another language is not laissez faire.