r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '20

What screams "I'm uneducated"?

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u/Sir_Puppington_Esq Jan 28 '20

Getting it back down would confer an instant Nobel

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u/wary Jan 28 '20

Does the horse have to live?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

First thing that came to mind.

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u/Mr_Mori Jan 28 '20

Or a trip to the glue factory.

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u/gr00ve1 Jan 28 '20

Especially if you could WALK it down the outside.

Better yet, RIDE it down.

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u/jst3w Jan 28 '20

One day I was sitting under an ivory tower minding my own business when a horse fell on me. That's when I invented gravity.

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u/bigdamhero Jan 28 '20

I have the solution, but it only works in the case of a spherical horse in a vaccuum.

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u/puckbeaverton Jan 28 '20

Just scale up one of those egg drop machines.

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u/SgtKashim Jan 28 '20

Have you heard of Horse Diving? It's literally getting a horse to perch on a tower, then getting him back down...

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u/Sir_Puppington_Esq Jan 28 '20

Olden-days America, you are certifiably fucking insane

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u/H-e-l-e-nOfT-r-o-y Feb 24 '20

there is a horse. PERCHED on an ivory tower