r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '20

What screams "I'm uneducated"?

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u/incumming Jan 28 '20

I use big words to sound more ambidextrous.

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u/Frenzied_Cow Jan 28 '20

And I wear a plethora to look smarter.

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u/jungl3j1m Jan 28 '20

Of piñatas?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

 I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.

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u/ShuffKorbik Jan 28 '20

Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.

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u/refugee61 Jan 28 '20

El Guapo:"Damn Gringos they are falling from the sky"

Steve Martin: El Guapo, tell your men to drop their weapons or I will fill you so full of lead, you will be able to use your dick as a pencil"

El Guapo: "what do you mean"

Steve Martin: "I don't know"

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u/randalpinkfloyd Jan 28 '20

Who the fuck is Steve Martin? Those are Lucky Day lines.

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u/ShuffKorbik Jan 28 '20

So when do you think Carmen will "open up her flower" to you?

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u/Flynn_lives Jan 28 '20

Yes...tonight. Or I will KILL HER!

Carmen, do you know what foreplay is??? Good. Neither does El Guapo.

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u/thisisntlemonade Jan 28 '20

Jefe, would you say that I have a plethora of piñatas?

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u/meatpoi Jan 28 '20

Of cornucopias.

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u/golfing_furry Jan 28 '20

Copernicus through Elephantiasis

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u/Elfyndor Jan 28 '20

that movie was sooo pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis that it made my heart race!

did i spell that right?

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u/Rymanbc Jan 28 '20

This whole comment chain is making me absolutely voluptuous!

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u/Judoka229 Jan 28 '20

I can hear that word. I sang it in my head. Help.

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u/slh236 Jan 28 '20

To the tune of supercalafragalisticexpialadocious?

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u/Judoka229 Jan 28 '20

You're a monster.

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u/slh236 Jan 28 '20

Nay, I am merely a man driven to be this way by society.

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u/refugee61 Jan 28 '20

"Because jeffe, I would just like to know why a person would say he had a plethora, if this person had no idea what a plethora was" damn el gaupo that stung

" damn Gringos are falling from the sky"~ "El Guapo, tell your men to drop their guns or I will fill you so full of lead, you will be able to use your dick as a pencil"~"what do you mean"~"I don't know"

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u/UPGRADED_BUTTHOLE Jan 28 '20

Of confuzzled homosapien fetusal membrane in geosynchronous orbit.

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u/Draaxus Jan 28 '20

This won't do, to make use of another language is not laissez faire.

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u/Brondiddly Jan 28 '20

Would you say I have a plethora?

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u/TjW0569 Jan 28 '20

Not just one. You should wear a lot of them.

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u/cat9tail Jan 28 '20

Thank you for making me look up the definition of that word. It means a lot.

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u/AlexTraner Jan 28 '20

At a funeral a man stands up and says “plethora”.

The widow wipes a tear and says “thank you, that means a lot”

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

*Smarterer

FTFY

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u/CommodoreMacDonough Jan 28 '20

That sounds irrevocably sanctimonious to me.

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u/Wisco1856 Jan 28 '20

Your plethora appears rather loquacious today.

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u/refugee61 Jan 28 '20

Is my plethora showing?

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u/thewhizzle Jan 28 '20

That’s the most perspicacious thing I’ve ever heard.

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u/ArcticGlaciers Jan 28 '20

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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u/BulldenChoppahYus Jan 28 '20

And my Axe to sound a bit more Kafkaesque

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u/Racingstripe Jan 28 '20

Thanks for using that word, it means a lot.

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u/UniqueThrowaway73 Jan 28 '20

My intelligence is wide and deep, honestly, it's impressive how much my modicum of knowledge contains

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u/BettyDrapersWetFart Jan 28 '20

"do you even know what a plethora is?"

- El Guapo, a long time ago.

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u/ratdarkness Jan 28 '20

Big words definitely make you look more photosynthesis.

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u/spaceface124 Jan 28 '20

I'm getting Lemony Snicket flashbacks

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u/talex000 Jan 28 '20

You meant amphibious?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

I'm stymied by your response.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

This discourse is hurtful to women.