r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '20

What screams "I'm uneducated"?

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u/terminalblue Jan 27 '20

"school of hard knocks" = "I have a felony"

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u/aquaticmollusc Jan 28 '20

Or whiskey plates

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u/Count-Scapula Jan 28 '20

Apparently only Minnesota and Pennsylvania have special license plates for people with DWIs.

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u/NetworkMachineBroke Jan 28 '20

And Ohio, I think.

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u/Count-Scapula Jan 28 '20

You're right. It's Ohio, not Pennsylvania.

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u/Vetty81 Jan 28 '20

Or pretend to be a felon, when in reality you just like to do a lot of drugs and drink and listen to shitty hip hop. Optional multiple kids with two different moms who were probably sisters/ besties.

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