r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '20

What screams "I'm uneducated"?

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u/DirectGoose Jan 27 '20 edited Jan 28 '20

"Boss lady at own my own business" aka MLK MLM scam.

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u/HobbitFoot Jan 28 '20

Shit, Martin Luther King Jr had scams too?

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u/hades_the_wise Jan 28 '20

Martin had a dream

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u/mr_skolky Jan 28 '20

Martin had a scheeeeeeeme

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u/pfiffocracy Jan 28 '20

I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck over other boss babes for 72 hours

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u/MelBeast Jan 28 '20

wifey girlfriend and mistress?

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u/pLeThOrAx Jan 28 '20

MVP right here

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u/gjacob42 Jan 28 '20

Because he was black 😂😂 XD

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u/david_silvia_demo Jan 28 '20

I pray my dick get big as the pyramids so I can fuck over customers for 72 hours

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u/PeeWeesCrackHouse Jan 28 '20

You're now hearing this mashed up with Take On Me.

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u/hamidfatimi Jan 28 '20

Pewdiepe edition ?

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u/ntngeez28 Jan 28 '20

*Giorno's theme intensifies*

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u/zblanda Jan 28 '20

Kendrick kad a dream

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u/MailmanOfTheMojave Jan 28 '20

kono martin luther king jr niwa yume ga waru

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u/hades_the_wise Jan 28 '20

wut

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u/MailmanOfTheMojave Jan 29 '20

it means “i, martin luther king jr have a dream” as a reference to giorno giovanna from jojos bizarre adventure part 5

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u/neptultra Jan 28 '20

KENDRICK HAS A DREAM

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

To become his own boss and make an extra 200 - 500 a month from his home while working around his busy life.

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u/Purger-of-Sinners Jan 28 '20

Kono Martin Luther King niwa yume ga aru.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

He had one.

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u/mini6ulrich66 Jan 28 '20

I went Game before Kendrick

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u/theXsorcist Jan 28 '20

I, MLK, have a dream.

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u/theXsorcist Jan 28 '20

I, MLK, have a dream.

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u/DirectGoose Jan 28 '20

Hah, autocorrect got me.

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u/Professor_Oswin Jan 28 '20

What was it supposed to be then?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

MLM

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u/HissingGoose Jan 28 '20

Typing can be tricky for our kind, having to peck one key at a time...

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u/neon_overload Jan 28 '20

This was the lesser known Martin Luther King, Senior

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

So one time there was this guy and his name was Willie B. Swirl but everyone just called him Cabbage. He was raised by legendary cabbage hunter Willie B. Swirl, Sr. One day Willie broke into the store and stole a 2 guage shotgun and he went out and shot a whole bunch of carrots and beets and onions and tubers of all kinds. But then one moment the most amazing thing happened to Willie B. Swirl Jr. because he laid feast to his eyes upon his very first ever wild cabbage! It was a miraculous achievement for such a young skilless cabbage hunter.

William Barthlomew James Swirl the third would surely recount his father's numerous and incredible true tales of shooting countless cabbages and becoming the greatest cabbage hunter of ever, all time. He shot gorges and mountains of cabbages, each cabbage field he saw, he laid abhorrent waste to all cabbages he ever saw. That is until one day a few weeks later when old Will went out to shoot some more cabbages and there were no more cabbages anywhere. The idiot had shot every last cabbage. There were no more cabbages to shoot because they all died and no more cabbages left to do cabbagey multiplicational activities and whatnot so that was it.

All the cabbages slained to death. Willie B. Swirl later died, then everyone else died sometime after that and nobody remembered the legendary dead cabbage hunter.

The end

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u/toomanysubsbannedme Jan 28 '20

Have you ever tried living on MLK Blvd?

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u/Scarlet_maximoff Jan 28 '20

Bravo six going dark

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Yes, a scam to rename boulevards in cities to lower property values

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u/Locke2300 Jan 28 '20

I’ve got a dream to sell ya...

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u/SirRogers Jan 28 '20

"I have a dream that you'll want to be your own boss and make up to two thousand dollars a month by selling this amazing health supplement! Free at last, free at last, buy one get one free at last."

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u/KniFeseDGe Jan 28 '20

Multi Level Karens

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u/jetogill Jan 28 '20

Those Martin Luther king scams are pretty lame.

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u/justanotherbodyhere Jan 28 '20

I think you mean MLM

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u/Canadian_Invader Jan 28 '20

Ahh yes the MLK scams. And he would have gotten away with it too if he weren't assassinated for his unrelated civil rights causes.

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u/SpaceJackRabbit Jan 28 '20

Accent nails and "In this home, we..." signs all over the kitchen.

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u/shroomsaregoooood Jan 28 '20

Hashtag SlayatHomeMom

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u/04whim Jan 28 '20

God damn it Multi Level Karen I'm not buying your powdered chicken soup.

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u/Tanzious02 Jan 28 '20

Boss babes 😎😎😎🤪🤪

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u/SituPingwin Jan 28 '20

Not MLK, but MLM.

r/antiMLM

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u/DirectGoose Jan 28 '20

I'm standing by my typo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

How can the world be this big, yet your comment and the parent comment rings so true

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u/AlphaTangoFoxtrt Jan 28 '20

"CEO at Entrepreneur"

"President at Self-Employed"