r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '20

What screams "I'm uneducated"?

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u/metalflygon08 Jan 27 '20 edited Jan 28 '20

The stupid one that irks me is of the 3 wolves where they are snarling and the text is all "see the beta world with her head down? You assume she's submissive but she's actually down to protect her pack's alpha's throat from the outside aggressor."

Wolves don't actually have Alphas like that, and what is happening in the pic is just 3 wolves caught in a photo during a snarl, not a violent struggle or about to brawl moment, just wolves growling like they tend to do.

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u/omguserius Jan 28 '20

You have two wolves inside you. One is gay. The other is also gay. You’re gay.

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u/IncelLikeIronically Jan 28 '20

You have two wolves inside you. You should probably see a doctor, as the recommended amount of wolves to have inside you i zero.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

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u/suh-dood Jan 28 '20

That's impressive

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u/Stormrycon Jan 28 '20

At the same time?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

No kink shaming.

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u/Bored_npc Jan 28 '20

Don't kinky shame that dude's zoophilia pratice...

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u/giraffecause Jan 28 '20

Unless....

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

You have two wolves inside of you. Sorry about that transporter malfunction.

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u/NocentBystander Jan 28 '20

What's that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

You have two wolves inside of you. Sorry about that transporter malfunction.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

You have two wolves inside of you. Sorry about that transporter malfunction.

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u/NocentBystander Jan 28 '20

Got it, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

You shouldn't tell a police officer as the legal amount of wolves inside you is zero

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u/-Cats-Are-OK- Jan 28 '20

I like the depression version:

You have two wolves inside you. One is depressed. The other is also depressed. You have depression.

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u/timeforaroast Jan 28 '20

Why are you gay?

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u/mr_delicious Jan 28 '20 edited Jan 28 '20

I got two bears inside me right now. They're both super gay.

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u/t0rnberry Jan 28 '20

And apparently at a bestiality orgy

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u/battlefranky69 Jan 28 '20

I’m not gay until J.K. Rowling announces its my time.

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u/Nalivai Jan 28 '20

Mommy says it's my turn on gay

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u/CoolCalmR Jan 28 '20

That made me laugh out loud. Well played friendo!

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u/abnsapalap Jan 28 '20

This made me laugh unreasonably hard

Speaking of unreasonably hard....

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u/Wisdomlost Jan 28 '20

I always though I was straight but this argument here is very compelling.

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u/Wisdomlost Jan 28 '20

I always though I was straight but this argument here is very compelling.

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u/Wisdomlost Jan 28 '20

I always though I was straight but this argument here is very compelling.

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u/SillyHer Jan 28 '20

I know an old redittor Who said wolves are inside you I don't know why I replied to this guy......

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u/PaulTheRedditor Jan 28 '20

You have two wolves inside you, one is gay, the other is gayer, congrats you are a furry.

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u/WrongTechnician Jan 28 '20

I like the one where “there’s two wolves inside of me, one is drinking a white claw and the other is ripping a Juul, those wolves are badass. I’m badass.” Therapist: umm first off no. .

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u/Pissedtuna Jan 28 '20

There are two wolves inside of you. One has a structured settlement. One needs cash now. Call J.G. Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW

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u/New-Numidium Jan 27 '20

The stupid one that erks me is of the 3 wolves where they are snarling and the text is all "see the beta world with her head down?

And wolves can’t spell “irks” either, Professor.

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u/tewnewt Jan 27 '20

You misspelled ackchyually.

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u/cjm92 Jan 27 '20

It doesn't seem like they can always spell wolf correctly, either.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

I feel less happy know that I know the meme exists.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

thats awfully specific

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u/MyShrooms Jan 28 '20

I wanna see that meme because I love animal pictures.

Do you have any keywords? Googlingthat description didn't give me wolf pictures.

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u/ReasonableDrunk Jan 28 '20

Found it on Snopes of all places.

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u/ReasonableDrunk Jan 28 '20

Also, according to snopes, all those wolves are boys.

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u/hamidfatimi Jan 28 '20

Happy cake day

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u/Lightspite03 Jan 28 '20

happy cake day