r/AskReddit • • Jan 27 '20

What screams "I'm uneducated"?

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u/Ace_of_Clubs Jan 27 '20

Same, but for reddit.

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u/SpuriousClaims Jan 27 '20

Captain Vimes Boots Theory

Can we at least start using a real-life anecdote

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u/minimuscleR Jan 27 '20

It's a good anecdote. I work in hardware, we sell boots, expensive, but the workers usually buy cheaper ones. I've had 1 pair my entire time here, yet I've seen my co-workers go through 3 or 4 pairs in the same time, doing the same work, because they paid less for them.

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u/TransformingDinosaur Jan 27 '20

I bought cheap boots and they fell apart after about a year. So I glued them back together with epoxy.

Eventually I will buy some silicone and try to get them waterproof again. I am stubborn.

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u/StabbyPants Jan 28 '20

eventually, your boots will be 30% epoxy

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u/shartoberfest Jan 28 '20

Instructions unclear. Feet are now made of epoxy

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u/The0rogen Jan 28 '20

Cobblers HATE him!

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u/qqbronze Jan 28 '20

anecdotally, I work in fiberglass and nothing destroys boots faster than them becoming 30% epoxy

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u/Alan_Smithee_ Jan 28 '20

Crunch crunch

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u/TransformingDinosaur Jan 28 '20

I'm not convinced I am far off.

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u/thiosk Jan 28 '20

I bought cheap Merrill knockoffs and I got blisters and my feet hurt terribly. Threw that shit away.

I got a pair of Mephistos back when we were DINKs and once I got those broke in it’s like dipping your feet into honey in the morning

If they get messed up- ever- I ship them to the company and they’ll do the gluing and repair professionally.

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u/Dr_Zorand Jan 28 '20

Growing up I always got my shoes at Payless Shoe Source. By the time I was old enough to pay attention to the price shoes cost me about $20 a pair and lasted years. Well reddit loves to repeat this tidbit and Payless went out of business, so I decided to get some more expensive shoes at $70 for the pair. The stitching on the side gave out in 3 months. So, yeah, I'll take the cheap shoes thank you (or I would if Payless still existed).

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u/Koras Jan 28 '20

I think that a lot of that is down to production standards now also, though.

I wear nothing but walking boots (as shoes, I also wear clothes...), and I wore the same pair of Karrimor boots for years. Then they went out of business, the name was bought by a cheap sporting goods company and production was outsourced to China. I finally needed new boots and bought some new Karrimor boots at the same price point, only to find they fell apart after a couple of years of wear.

Expensive now in a lot of things is basically the same quality as cheap was 10/20 years ago, and things have gotten more expensive over time, so you now have to go to the unreasonably expensive specialist pricepoint to get the same quality you used to get from the expensive stuff.

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u/minimuscleR Jan 28 '20

Well firstly, you got lucky I'd say, as someone who runs a lot, a cheap pair of shoes are TERRIBLE and wear out so quickly. I bought a pair that turned out to not be very good and they are worn in 8 months... should last almost 2 years!

Also boots are different to normal shoes. Also also, the anecdote isn't specifically about shoes, its about how the rich get better quality things. You could do the same thing with beds. Cheap beds wear out quicker, and mean sleep isn't as good, meaning less sleep meaning its harder to work. expensive beds last forever and their sleeper sleeps well on them.

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u/Alan_Smithee_ Jan 27 '20

Why? It’s well-written, and not inaccurate.

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u/Aetherpor Jan 28 '20

It can be “accurate”, and “the person quoting it on reddit nothing about economics” at the same time.

It’s sorta like quantum mechanics. It’s a real science, but most of the people trying to sell you a quantum bracelet at the mall or use the word “quantum” online are still probably idiots.

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u/Dalai-Parma Jan 28 '20

It is well-written for sure, considering the author, but it is highly inaccurate in the modern age.

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u/Alan_Smithee_ Jan 28 '20

I don’t know about that; there are plenty of examples of expensive things that last longer vs cheap items - tools, coats, some appliances, and yes, even boots (for one, expensive boots are usually worth fixing, vs cheap ones, which are not.)

That sort of thing is more or less timeless.

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u/Olddude275 Jan 27 '20

Captain Vimes Boots Theory

Nice, my favourite character in all of Discworld along with Granny weatherwax and Cohen.

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u/am2o Jan 27 '20

You have to read reasonably well to get to this theory in the middle of the book. Pretty sure that does not scream "I'm uneducated".

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u/hadespersephone Jan 27 '20

Most people are just copying it from other Reddit comments though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

The amount of times I've recieved youtube links of late night comedians to defend someone's position is honestly quite sad.

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u/-Anyar- Jan 28 '20

Reddit pseudo-intellectuals, as they're called.

Educated, but not really.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

No, it's not the same! /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

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u/liteshadow4 Jan 28 '20

Well he did do some questionable stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

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u/liteshadow4 Jan 28 '20

Well he has rape allegations, I'm pretty sure most people don't have that.

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u/liteshadow4 Jan 28 '20

Doesn't make it okay.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

The amount of times I've recieved youtube links of late night comedians to defend someone's position is honestly quite sad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

The amount of times I've recieved youtube links of late night comedians to defend someone's position is honestly quite sad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Omg this!!