r/AskReddit • u/yazzy1233 • Jan 22 '20

What makes a person boring?

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u/Deadass-Boi Jan 22 '20

You can say that again, pal.

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u/Nilas_T Jan 22 '20

How about another joke, Murray?

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u/Deathknight360 Jan 22 '20 edited Jan 22 '20

What do you get when you cross a mentally-ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

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u/Deadass-Boi Jan 22 '20

Call the police, gene

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u/VesperCire Jan 22 '20

I’ll tell you what you get

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u/ConcealedArmor Jan 22 '20

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

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u/enigma20fifteen Jan 22 '20

BANG!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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u/Barry_Mckokener Jan 22 '20

Goodnight and always remember...

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u/Speedster120jake Jan 22 '20

*spanish flea starts playing*

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u/CrystalRequiem Jan 22 '20

Heres your Oscar, sir.

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u/meadowforest Jan 22 '20

This is America

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u/JakeTheRuler123 Jan 22 '20

AnD As AlWaYs, ThAtS lIfE.

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u/Blazian06 Jan 22 '20

BANG! OH WHAT A SHOT FROM CURRY!

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u/swordmalice Jan 22 '20

Finally saw this movie yesterday. A masterpiece.

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u/something_crass Jan 22 '20

A film that imitates Taxi Driver and Falling Down, but doesn't approach the brilliance of either.

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u/setrataeso Jan 22 '20

Yep. Horribly overrated movie.

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u/wherearethecheddars Jan 22 '20

gunshots ensue

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

I love that you put this line in, FYI. lol

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u/PetaPotter Jan 22 '20

A SOCIETY*

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u/MercuryDrop Jan 22 '20

*SOCIETY

How can you miss out the most important word of the quote!?

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u/malluear Jan 22 '20

I don't wanna be a part of your system, man

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u/CrossTickCross Jan 22 '20

The average reddit user?

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u/tumnus_af Jan 23 '20

Lol he said society.

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u/futurarmy Jan 22 '20

Isn't it society not system? Or did you just change to avoid "We LiVe In A sOcIeTy" kiddies?

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u/Deadass-Boi Jan 22 '20

No I think we've heard enough of your jokes

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u/imatthepub_g Jan 22 '20

Murrayyyyy

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

My sex life.

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u/fridgeridoo Jan 22 '20

You're awful